#duchessanon

[duchessofostergotlands]

So I got a long nonsensical message on Instagram but it included my favourite ever typo:

[harry-sussex]

U should know by now I only send my insults in CAPS, BUSYBODY! xoxo

Love it.  An instantly recognizable brand.  An icon.  Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.  xoxo

[harry-sussex]

I see u liking my lurk asks so I figured you deserve one of ur own... Bitch, Fucking get off my back. Bitch I know what the fuck I wrote. Don’t you bloody come on my post & talk smack to me you bloody bitch. Hell if you don’t like what I wrote that’s your damn problem. Bitter??? I ain’t dumb like you. You don’t like me coz I don’t like Meghan & am looking out or speaking the truth about an American Actress. Go fuck Meghan if you want. I’m done with scums like you. xoxo

B I T C H !!!!!!!!!!!  SHE’S BAAACCCCKKKK

And you thought you could stay away - you already KNOW this place is too much to leave forever!!  How’s life on the outside BUSYBODY???!!!!

You’re getting too good at this busybody thing bc if you didn’t sign it xoxo I would’ve thought this was legit

(For people reading this about to literally fight me, this is a complete joke please don’t be mad lolol)

[duchessofostergotlands]

BUSYBODY ASSHOLE. WHAT'S GOOD? I finally gave into temptation bc im a narcissit and i wanna know if anyone's been talking about me since i've been gone. AND IT'S JUST THREE PEOPLE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Is that all I mean to this fandom!?! ASSHOLES. Anyways how are u my bb? tell me everything. 'tea' is the new word, so what's the tea. tell me everything. who's the biggest asshole in the fandom now? love u xoxo (tag me so I know u replied)

NO FUCKING WAY!!! You better not be catfishing me because I will weep uncontrollably for 24 hours. You have no idea how much I’ve missed you. Every few months I see something and I’m like “duchessanon would love this” and then I remember you’re not here. I’m so good. I can’t believe I’m still here hahaha. I have been involved in slightly less drama than the last time you were here so, you know, that’s some growth. OH AND WE HAD A CATFISH!! And there are a bunch of fucking delusional Meghan haters who claim she’s been photoshopped in to pictures with him. It’s been wild. 

Honestly, although it may just be three people we did get referred to by an anon as “running the fandom” recently so at least it’s good people ;) 

[duchessofostergotlands]

Sometimes I'll just randomly want to share something with Duchess Anon and then remember she deleted and it makes me sad. If you are lurking around at any point, I miss you a lot ❤️

[harry-sussex]

Ok busybody let’s see how long it takes this time. It’s 10th July 2020. Don’t forget to tag me in the reply! Xoxo

Okay BUSYBODY it's May 26, 2021, 9:22am. I'm proud that it's less than a year xoxo @duchessanon

[harry-sussex]

Hi bb, I cant send u an ask with my blog bc it's a side blog hence anon. I've always been here busybody! I just wasnt using the blog. What happening? I would ask about dramas but they're daily. I saw some catfish was exposed recently xoxo

I haven’t the foggiest idea how I didn’t realize you were still here but here I am.  I literally cannot keep up with drama and I wouldn’t even know where to begin filling you in lmao.  I didn’t hear about the catfish but tbh it’s not surprising - was it one of the ones whose cousin went to high school with Kate or one of the ones who met Harry and had a three-day love affair while they were in their twenties in Botswana?  Who the hell knows these days.  This place never ceases to amaze me.  How’s life on the outside?

keep doin u bb xoxo

[claireofluxembourg]

ASSHOLES. If you wanna know about Kimmu just come and ask me, I’ll give you her whole history. I’m here to spread my knowledge, don’t be a shy busybody (pls post this angel face)

YOU HEARD IT, BITCHES!!!!