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[psygull]

if you could shapeshift into an animal for up to an hour every day but you had to choose just one what would be your ideal form

the easy answer would be a bird of some kind -- flight, commonplace enough to not draw attention, small enough to sneak into places, etc. but if i were to pick a nonbird i'd probably go with a cat for most of the same reasons besides flight (with the added bonus that people generally like cats where birds are largely ignored)

OR i could turn into an okapi in the park one day and then never do it again

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[psygull]

if you were in the salem witch hunts I think they would definitely have come for you at some point but I believe you would have survived and thrived in the nearby woodlands. never stop dreaming #GetThatMoss #BecomeUnkillable

thank you jon. memorizing this and using it to live by every day

#WomenSouringMilk #DevilsSacrament #GetOutOfMySwamp

[psygull]

*gives you an ancient bone, perhaps just a little bit fossilized*

why thank you my friend! *i turn to place your offering in my Bone Room and through the open door before it closes behind me you glimpse a shambling monstrosity constructed from many such bones*

[psygull]

🥊👀🥊

fight me in the arena of your jpeg

who am i kidding you would win immediately

[fvriva]

Birthday! 🎉

HAPPY 🎉

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

what's the true meaning of tumblr?

There is no meaning of Tumblr. Tumblr is what it is. Tumblr is what Tumblr is.

I have seen some posts that make reference to some sort of "realer" or "less real" tumblr, and I can't believe I'm not hallucinating.