#ducking hell

[smtown-tourist]

Phil might not want to coin the term “Phucking” but I think this gives Dan a marvelous opportunity to finally coin his own term. Because what does autocorrect change fucking to?

✨Ducking✨

[jennhoney]

Gah can we talk about cars for a sec? I’m sure it will come as no surprise to anyone but used car prices are bonkers for the past many years (new car prices always have been). The used stuff I’ve been seeing makes me think a new car is a much more economical choice and that should be a ducking crazy thought.

I have about $1.49 in savings so this is all irrelevant but I’m putting out into the universe that I’m looking for a car. It has to have enough room for me to sleep in (probably not live in but who the fuck knows), and it has to be Faf friendly, and actually work.

[a-soft-hornytiny]

Y‘all don’t understand how OBSESSED I am.

[messrmoonyy]

They’ve put a sign at the Narcissa malfoy costume display in the HP studio tour and it’s literally just ‘ Helen mccrory 1968-2021 ‘ and I’m sat here crying like? That’s just a video. place your bets on me sobbing when I see it irl next month

[strawberryshortpace]

Imagine after years of pining you’re about to die so you confess to your crush like

And they just go

[tobesolonely]

me because i just rubbed my nose like a mother fucking idiot because i forgot i just got my nose pierced!!!!!!

[ask-pennywise-the-clown]

Pennywise: “... this is a loooot of ducks. You guys have a problem.”

[thesecretlifeofoscar]

Day280. Duck out 🦆 01/11/2017