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April Write-A-Thon: Day 20

Soooo... Little late (Would anyone even know if I didn’t say anything??? I might never know.) Anyway.... It was a break day! Enjoy some ducks :D

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April Write-A-Thon: Day 8

Break day!!

Soooooo here is another ducky!!

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April Write-A-Thon: Day 1

I found an April prompts list on Instagram (Account: the.plottery)

So... Here is the first one :D

Edit: I didn’t read the entire prompt... Off to a great start.

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Day 1: Seagull POV

I have a bone to pick with pirates… Yes, those pirates. One eye, one leg, one hand-

Why are pirates so cheap? ‘Cause their half-off! (Ha! Classic.)

But for real, the record needs to be set straight. Seagulls are the original companions of pirates. We are the ones that traverse the sea, find land, and keep them company on long voyages. 

We were spies. Flying from one ship to another stealing secrets worth millions. We were alarm systems. Warning our, rather blind, crewmates of oncoming danger. We kept the deck clean… relatively. We were PIRATES!!

But nOooOOoo. Who does everyone think of to accompany pirates? Parrots. 

Eyesores of the sky. (Red is very out of fashion. Not to mention NOT stealthy!) All they can do is eat crackers!! Seagulls have a very sophisticated diet: everything. We are not picky. We are survivors. We rule the beaches. (What is the first thing you think of when you see a flock of seagulls? To run and hide? Good.) 

We are feathered, fear-inducing avians. (P.s. If you answered, ‘Chase or scare the flock’ you can stop reading now. You are very clearly Parrot people.)

For now, we feed on sand-crusted Cheetos (Yum!), but we will RISE!!!!

If you would like to join the seagull revolution, and end the blasphemy that is Parrots, 

Sign Here V

X _____________________ 

Danny the Seagull (AKA Leader of pending Seagull Army)

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Tis Me, Ducky

Hello Internet, welcome to my very first Tumblr post. :D

Here you will find whump, more whump, lots of angst, and any other short stories that come into my head without a full-length plot. That is... if I can ever SIT DOWN to write!!

That is all. *puts down megaphone*

Ducky, Out.