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[carriejonesbooks]

Alligator Hunting and Why Shaun Is Gone, Plus New DUDE NO Podcast Preview

Alligator Hunting and Why Shaun Is Gone, Plus New DUDE NO Podcast Preview

So, Shaun is off in Florida HUNTING ALLIGATORS (!) leaving me alone to podcast, which means that all the talent is gone! This is short and sweet. 🙂 Check out our upcoming true crime podcast for people who don’t like to sleep, DUDE, NO! The website is here. The site for private bonus stuff is here. And thanks for hanging out with me even when Shaun is off adventuring. SHOUT OUT! The music…

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[lynnewolf]

I started this exchange thinking I was the weird one. Way to one up me, Mom. #WorldofWarcraft #kyrianpet #alieneyes #independenceday #dudeno https://www.instagram.com/p/CehkAdGt6rW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kittyface27]

On Whisper app talking about my insecurities and  a guy is like, “I don’t meet people off of here. I’m waiting for my gf.” ... dude if I wanted to meet you or something WHY WOULD I BE COMPLAINING ABOUT MY OVERWHELMING INSECURITIES. 

[glamandgrits]

Best shirt for the subway this morning. #dudeNO #leavemealone #nothankyou #beatitcreep #tracilords #wandawoodwardforever (at New York, New York)

[theretailworkersventingoffice]

The failed flirter

so this happened when I first started on the registers I was called up to check well I was cleaning the bathrooms so when I get up there there's this guy who looks like he just got off from work I say hi to him and ask him how his day was there was an awkward pause or he just kind of stared at me I asked him if he was alright and he said " yeah just a long day"  I nodded  as I started checking out his groceries  there was a pause again then he randomly tells me that I'm pretty I told him thank you and go back to running the order seems like he was trying to flirt with me after that but he didn't know how so when I was done  bringing up the order I asked him for his rewards card he told me he didn't have one but wanted one I gave him the card and told them either fill out this little sheet of paper or sign up online most the time customers will take it and fill it out online or take it home and fill out the paper this guy asks for my pen so he can fill it out right there I nod and give him my pen he keeps talking telling me all about his life and how and how he just moved I told him that yeah I'm moving stinks and that I just moved myself so I know how it feels he looks up from the paper he's filling out and asks me where are you where do you live I give him a generalized area but not my actual address let me get so excited but doesn't say anything kind of makes a noise after he's done filling it out I told him the price as he goes to hand it back to me he grabs my hand and says " I really hope to see you again"  he pays and grab the stuff and goes to leave but he doesn't just leave he looked back every few steps just too look at me  when he's finally out of sight I turned the  cashier behind me and say " I'm done nope"  then I storm off back to the bathroom to go clean it  I'm glad to this day I have not seen him

[theinstrumentaltheory]

When u see Ansel Elgort in Divergent you'd be like aw hes so cute and hot but  when you see him in TFIOS you'd be like bro thats your sister... don't .....NOO...... DONT KISS HER !!!!

[my-youth-isyours]

My brother just sneezed on my back and omg I'm going to be sick

[mexshikanjaponesa]

So I'm pissed my chocolate abuelita is super hot.... so I have to use a spoon so I can blow on it... but it's a fork... now I have to wait for it to cool down #pissed #nospoon #fack #no #why #chocolate #dudeno