"My only mission is to not die of boredom." - Duke

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"My only mission is to not die of boredom." - Duke
started another crash binge
upon realizing that I could quote most of the opening duke + crash dialogue I decided I may have rewatched this series too much
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How old do we think everyone in Crash is? I don’t know why this is the question that’s been plauging my mind but it is.
Pops is definitely the oldest of Team Fixer. He’s in his late forties at the youngest. I personally think he’s somewhere in his mid to late fifties, possibly older, but that is a middle aged man with more salt than pepper hair if I ever did hear one.
Wes is also in his forties (stated in the show) so I think he’s a little younger than Pops, even if it’s just by a year or two. Again, middled aged man with a lot of grey hair from stress.
Duke is interesting because we’ve heard be called “kid” by Wes and/or Pops (I don’t have the best memory, sue me) and we’ve heard him refer to the others as “kiddos” so either it’s just a habit he picked up over the course of his time with Pops or he’s older than most of Team Fixer and acts accordingly (as someone who will call people “kiddo” even if they are a year younger than me, this seems like something Duke would do even if he was a week older than someone).
Crash is an old soul which makes it kinda hard to pin down his age. It’s also clear that he’s bern doing this for a long, long time and has bern stationed in a couple different areas with a couple different teams (at the very least, one other team). I do think he’s younger than Duke though. Something about Duke just screams older man to me and I don’t know if it’s the lore we’ve gotten from him that makes him seem like a man in his mid-life crisis or just my personal biases but Duke is older than Crash in my mind.
Izzy has that independent older sister type vibe where everything she ever did was scrutinized and was scolded if she wasn’t perfect so she placed all her self-worth on being the best and one mess up can (and does) destroy her mental image of herself. However, she’s also brash and despite her arguments to the contrary, is just as if not more immature than some of the other members on Team Fixer. For purely entertainment purposes, I think it would be really funny if her and Crash were born close together but in different countries/planets so there’s a bug debate over who’s older (it’s Crash, but Izzy is fighting for that older siblings title).
I think Lily would be next oldest since she’s been in the army for a time but is still a bit too chipper and, for a lack of a better word, naive? For me to think that she’s been doing this for a long time. Then again, it could just be that she’s nice and optimistic and that makes her feel younger. Her and Wes also have some lore running that makes me think that while she hasn’t been in the army long, she has been affected by the war for a good bit of her life. She wouldn’t be that much younger than Izzy and is obviously very grounded and level headed, but I still think she’s younger than Izzy.
Target is obviously very young, or at least much younger than the rest of his teammates. He’s not a child by any means, but there’s definitely still a lot of youth to him (would be incredibly funny if he ended up being older than Crash or something. Idk why that’d be funny to me). I definitely think he’s one of, if not the youngest member of Team Fixer.
Though we might as well toss all this out the window since Peanut is clearly the oldest at eighty years old, so what the fuck do I know? (I think he’s between Izzy’s and Target’s age. Not quite an “old seasoned veteran” like the older Fixers, but not quite the “young, naive newbies” like Lily and Target. He’s his own special brand of loco, I guess.)
I’ve been itching to write something again for CRASH, and the new episode kinda gave me the kickstart energy for it,
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
So I present a Christmas fic!
The title is pretty self explanatory, so I shan’t need say nothing more.
There’ll hopefully be 8 chapters, and I really hope you enjoy!!
New episode of Crash just dropped and I am FERAL OVER IT
OH MY GOD
Okay, okay, okay. Calm down. Everyone calm down. (Spoilers below)
in my heart he is simply a man
+ some closeups below the cut
Scar-Gazing
Duke headcanons bundled up in a half fic half character study, let me know if you enjoy because I may post more writing in the future ⭐
The pressure is on to come up with a good facecanon for Duke because I hate drawing Spartan armor and I love drawing faces
Stay tuned or don't cause I can't promise I'll post anything