Trooper Timberwolf joins the Dark side!!!
Stise: OK this is just weird Trooper called in sick??? Trooper never calls in sick!!! I guess I’ll have to go out on patrol without him.
A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away…..
Dukoo: Master I sense a present.. Sidious: Yes… It is strong with the darkside, aaahhh the hatred is unlike anything I have ever felt. Trooper: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Whatever!!! (looks at Sidious) Geez man what is wrong with your face, and those teeth!!! Sidious: I AM THE RULER OF THE GALAXY!! Trooper: Oh yeah, well if you are the ruler of the galaxy I’ve got two words for you. Facelift and Dentist!!
Dukoo: What is it you want?? To rule the galaxy?? Trooper: NO to De-Nerd/Geek my rookie officer, I am sick to death of this Star Wars crap!! Sidious: Technically a nerd and a geek are two different things you see a nerd is a….. FORCE FLEA - 16 million angry pissed off fleas infest Sidiuos body. (Dukoo watches as his mater rolls on the floor helpless and in pain then looks up at the canine) What can we do to help? Trooper: That stupid idiot rookie of mine, do you know what he did? Sidious: Got cut in half by a Jedi?? Dukoo: Shaved his head and joined the Night Sisters? Trooper: FOCUS!!!!! He bought Plastic!!! He spent good money on Plastic!! Sidious: I believe they call it clone armor.. Dukoo: Or Storm Trooper armor, it just depends on what era you’re Cosplaying.. Trooper(bears his teeth) Do you two want to experience FORCE CHEW?? Sidious: Shutting up now!!! Dukoo: Yeah, I’m good…..
