#dulce rants

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nurse: how old are you? me: 21 nurse: wow, you don't look it. mom: how old do you think she looks? nurse: she looks like a teenager. maybe 15 or 16? me, internally: *thanks. i love hearing that. it makes it so much easier to date and look professional*

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I’m so defensive over Yoongi. At this point it’s just me trying not to jump on everybody that’s complaining about how the “So Far Away” MV isn’t out yet. Y'all were so pressed about the mixtape and made my boy feel pressured and rushed and now that you have it, it’s still not enough? Yo. He’s fucking working his ass off 24/7 and traveling the world. Is he not allowed some rest? Y'all are always complaining about Bangtan not having enough down time yet are constantly calling on them to release new material? Miss me with that. Min Yoongi baby, go eat a sandwich. Take a nap. Play some basketball. Take a walk in the park. Do some shopping. Nut. No matter how much people complain, they’re still gonna be here. Bangtan spoils us too much already.

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My dad completely forgot about my birthday and made plans for the same day. Which he can't cancel bc on account of how last minute it is bc ya know, IT'S TOMORROW. So now I get the lovely burden put upon me to either decide on going to dinner w/o him or changing the reservation to a different day. Honestly part of me just doesn't care and doesn't want to even go out for dinner. I'm already going out this weekend with friends, there's no need for it. He was already against it from the beginning bc the restaurant I wanted to go to was half an hour away, so no blood lost really. Dinner at home is easily a just as good prospect. Plus it's hella cheaper. I'm not even annoyed about cancelling the reservation (bc mama didn't raise no brat), I'm just annoyed that he forgot my birthday at all.

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I had to pick up my dad from work yesterday bc he wasn't feeling well and take him to the doctor (an hour's drive back-and-forth). Instead of going back to pick up his truck (which would be another hour, possibly more accounting for evening traffic) we decided that I'd take him to work this morning. When I was walking into the kitchen this morning I stepped in something wet. Apparently he let the dog out of her kennel but didn't let her outside and she peed on the floor. So I had to clean it up, obvi, and clean my foot bc wtf I just stepped in dog piss. He goes to the car and honks at me and when I take too long comes in and sasses me a about being late to work. Yeah, let me just leave all this dog piss on the floor for someone else to step in and stink up the house bc YOU didn't let her out. DUDE. YOU'RE WELCOME. I MEAN I LOVE WAKING UP AT 5:30AM, STEPPING IN DOG PEE, DEALING WITH HEAVY AUSTIN MORNING TRAFFIC, *AND* YOUR ATTITUDE. THANKS. Maybe it would be quicker if ya know, helped me clean up maybe? Instead of standing on the porch and then waiting in the car and honking at me? That'd be swell.

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i am MAD at the lack of ORANGE CARAMEL on my dash!!!!!!!!!!!!#!!!#

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My mom made a big deal about me going to Easter Mass so I went but I got there 10 mins late which means that I was standing outside of the church, in line, and then stood in the entrance for 30 mins and still couldn't find my parents. It's hot, crowded af, and my feet are killing me. I'm not even Catholic! 🙈 Sorry mom, I tried.

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wtf???? why was there no love scene between the composer dude and that other guy??? i've had to sit through numerous loud hetero love making and bjs but now when it's a gay couple involved all we get is a light kiss and a cut to them laying in bed next to each other?? excuse me?

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I hate job hunting. I really do. I want to work in a more office-type setting and trying to look for a receptionist job but almost all of them have listed at least a year of experience required. How can I gain experience if I can't get a job?!???