#dumb nugget

[ellie091533]

So my bestie and I did a Best Friend Tag!!! HAHA. Yeah.... 

[compsognathids]

my cat keeps sneezing adorably and its fucking slaying me

[plantanarchy]

so kaiju just ate for me right after i changed the water, so nevermind on that one. i guess water changes never hurt?

[crazypunlady]

Fuckin shut down the nugget on facebook. Hell yea

[kitttakatt]

So today the mother and father if a girl who lost her phone came in for the third time to look for it because they had been tracking it. First they insult the restaurant by telling me to ask all the Chinese cooks in the back, because she was worried one of them "misplaced" the phone. Second she insults me when I suggest maybe the phone was outside by snapping my head off with "what did you put it out there" I then smile and say no miss I wasn't working yesterday so I don't even know what your daughter looks like...finally she goes outside and surprise surprise she finds it behind our handicap exit rail in the dirt. Come in and thanks us for being so helpful not even daring to look me in the eye...fucking hate princess white bitches who think they own the fucking world because we weren't white...like she literally accused everyone of stealing her daughters phone merely because its a Chinese restaurant and I'm Native...like really I wanted to slap her so hard. She wouldn't even come near us like we were diseased!!!!!

[ilyhazz]

CAN IT BE TOMORROW I WANNA PARTYYYYYY

IT IS TOMORROW ITS 12:26AM 

#PARTYHARD DOOOD DO DODO DDO HDOHOH

[ilyhazz]

LOL WHY AM I SO BORED

BECAUSE YOU ARE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE

[ilyhazz]

PROUD NICKNAMER

BALLS