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Bruh
This qualifies as a dumbass report.
I was on my way to a jobthing. Left the office, started driving.
Realized something was off.
I was on my way home.
I went the other asshole-direction from where I was supposed to go.
At least I noticed before I hit the freeway.
Exactly what it looks like.
Every now and then I'm reminded of the time I rawdogged an 11 hour roadtrip by myself.
An absolute shitbox of a car (sorry Volvo s40 but GODDAMN), no snacks, about a cubic meter of coffee, two energydrinks and a salad later and I pretty much questioned every single fucking decision I had ever made.
I only stopped once too.
Do not recommend.
Just don't.
I raise the dumbass report from it's dwelling!
No I will not take any questions😂
Yoooo. Wtf is this? Currently in a hotel room in Rennes bcuz our booking agency can't figure out their arse from their elbow. People had to cancel plans.
Half of us want to take the train to Paris and half of us want to stay here.
Get your shite together.
Gonna do a ✨Dumbass report✨. Gonna be long one.
Was out walking my dog. Feel that my foot is not 100%, whatevs, not my dogs fault, he still needs his walkie.
About halfway I hear this highpitched scream, I see neighbors kids out, think nothing of it. Keep walking. Hear it again this time, realize it's a cat, thinks for about one second, THAT'S MY CAT.
Call mom to pick Beau up, Mini had been away for long enough that he barely let me catch him, let alone with a dog in tow (He's got his summeradventures, unlucky for him he doesn't always find his way home again smh)
Mom grabs Beau, I take a step back and FALL INTO A DITCH.
They had been digging and cleaning out shrubs last year so it was uh two meter deep and three meter wide. Mom says I flail my arms before disappearing, then a splash. Two days of hard rain made sure that it wasn't exactly dry.
Crawl out of said ditch into the wheatfield. Take my cat, realize I lost both my shoes. My dog is throwing a fit, because uh, mommy disappeared? I get my cat into the car, start walking, still only in socks, because my shoes are SOMEWHERE. Beau looks at me, istg he rolls his eyes, dives and brings my shoes back.
You thought story ends there? No such look.
I'm wet from my bum down to my ankles. BUT ONLY ON THE BACKSIDE AND INSIDE OF MY THIGHS. There has NEVER been that much traffic on that road as tonight.
If people didn't think there was something wrong with me before, they definitely do now.
Fml.
Well. Atleast he cute🥰
Were supposed to go home. Are now on complete opposite side of the country.
We pros.
Dumbass unite! I live in the house on the pic. Btw.
