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[starsharks]

why the fuck did i send that... don't publish that

too late

[wordsforgloryy]

dumbassvasili replied to your post: So I guess this means I can legally see R rated...

happy birthday! don’t lose your legal movie virginity on something crappy tho :P

thanks!! I think the first one im gonna go see is deadpool when it comes out in february 

[starsharks]

dumbassvasili replied to your post:You know you’re asexual when there’s porn on and...

“when there’s porn on” does that casually just happen

yes? is that not a normal thing?

[starsharks]

BUT IF SHE SENDS YOU THAT FOR CHRISTMAS I KNOW I'M DEAD

tough shit

[starsharks]

uh well I uh ... Halloween sucking ass could be a good thing! sucking ass is fantastic I hear so really I was complimenting halloween

you would know about sucking ass being fantastic. but I accept your surrender.

[starsharks]

you're a little early for halloween aren't you

It’s never too early for Halloween

[starsharks]

The scary thing is you are all those birds at once. Like you own my soul out of fear at this point because I'm one Frito away from being Satan's bitch and I like you much better

This is being posted publicly because it’s priceless.

[fandomsallaroundme]

dumbassvasili replied to your post “Bucky should have stayed dead and AoS shouldn't be in the MCU bc he...”

The irony is he created AOS and he resurrected Coulson

Exactly! Like, what the fuck is he talking about?!

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