#dumbmare

[mikimakiboo]

Killer, texting: LMAO

Nightmare: what does LMAO mean ? - Nightmare.

Killer: It means laughing my ass off

Killer: also you don't have to sign your messages

Nightmare: Does your ass always fall off when you laugh ? I think you should get that checked. - Nightmare.

Killer: it's an expression

Nightmare: noted. - Nightmare.

Killer: stop signing omg

Nightmare: But how would you know it's me ? - Nightmare.

Killer: FOR THE LAST TIME YOUR NAME APPEARS ON THE SCREEN WHEN YOU SEND A MESSAGE GOD DAMMIT

Nightmare: Language. - Nightmare.

[mikimakiboo]

Error: oh, you got new pants ? They look good

Nightmare: yeah they were 50% off !

Error, smirking: you know what would be great ? If they were a 100% off ~

Nightmare:

Nightmare: why would they give out free pants ?

Nightmare: that's like... the opposite of a good marketing strategy

Error:

Nightmare: you're not very good at marketing

[mikimakiboo]

Killer, texting: dead ass

Nightmare: Killer I'm very concerned about your ass, first it falls off and now it is dead ? Please go see a doctor. - Nightmare.

Killer: oh no we are not having this conversation again