#dumboutro

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📱 :b

meme — accepting.send me a “📱” and i will answer the following:

1. what was my muse’s 5 last sent texts to yours?

bro your hair looks so good today [VIRTUAL HIGH FIVE]

is your hockey stick very important to you i think i might’ve accidentally destroyed it trying to kill the spider in your room

hey i just flipped off your neighbor im sorry if you getkicked out

i made you carrot cake except theres not a lot of frosting on it cause i ate most of it when it was in the oven but i think it still tastes pretty good ok come home soon im lonely

hey wanna watch inception tonight and take a shot every time someone says inception??

2. what was my muse’s 5 last unsent texts to yours?

this might be weird but should i wash your dirty underwear idk it’s been kinda just laying on the bathroom floor for like 3 days

kinda just thought about how you bring me food and gave me a roof over my head and how basically you are my mother. is it okay if i call you mom

i am never gonna be able to thank you for everythingyou do for me and all the stuff you put up with

your taste in snacks SUCKS i hate this household!!!

why are you taking forever with my order do you want me to starve to death do you want me to die do you hate me do you want me dead moses?

3. what was my muse’s last snapchat to yours?

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4. what my muse saved your number as

mo(ses/ther)

5. what contact photo my muse has set for yours

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6. what ringtone my muse has set for yours

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[stereosounds]

◜ ｡ ∙   ➳   𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙧   ⋮   @dumboutro​.

     he’s  been  strategic  about  their  friendly  little  competition  all  night  ,  adding  up  their  individual  scores  on  a  napkin  after  going  back  -  and  -  forth  singing  their  songs  of  choice  .  it’s  been  hours  of  this  ,  and  he’s  using  his  phone  to  calculate  the  final  scores  .  tongue  caught  between  his  lips  as  he  focuses  ,  as  math  has  never  been  his  strong  suit  though  there’s  still  a  good  chance  he’s  messed  up  somewhere  in  the  middle  of  the  process  considering  his  current  state  .  but  nevertheless  ,  he  gets  the  result  he  wants  .  there’s  no  gasp  ,  because  there’s  really   no  surprise  (  not  to  him  at  least  )  that  he  ends  up  with  the  winning  number  .   ‘   a - ha  !   and  there  we  have  it  !  i  won  .  fair  and  fuckin’  square  .   ’    countenance  is  beaming  ,  quick  to  pick  up  the  evidence  and  practically  shove  it  in  the  other’s  face  ;  obnoxious  behaviour  courtesy  of  a  copious  amount  of  soju  accompanied  with  perhaps  one  too  many  hits  of  marijuana  in  between  .   ‘   but  don’t  worry  !  i’ll  give  you  a  consolation  prize  ,  the  best  one  you  could  get  .   ’    then  he’ll  reach  forward  for  the  pair  of  mics  ,  handing  one  over  to  moses  as  he  places  their  makeshift  scorecard  back  on  the  table  ,  a  dopey  grin  stretched  across  his  features  as  he  does  so  .  he  turns  slightly  to  better  face  the  other  ,  a  hand  settled  upon  his  shoulder  as  if  he’s  trying  to  comfort  him  after  such  a  devastating  loss  .   ‘   a  duet  with  me  .  and  i’ll  tell  you  what  ,  i’ll  even  let  you  choose  the  song  !   ’