"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit damn bitch son of a fuck-!"
Zeruki skidded around a corner and bolted down the street, his blood-pumper hammering in his thoratic cage as he dared to glance back.
Behind him, their carapace gleaming in the street lamp lights, a pair of drones were thundering after him.
He swerved for a narrow side street, praying they wouldn't be able to fit in after him. He was so close to the edge of the city, to his dump- if he could just get there, he'd be safe.
Just as he rounded the corner, he slammed into something both warm and solid. Reeling back, he fell on his ass, and found himself staring up through his bangs at none other than Atryus.
"Tray-tray!" He jumped to his feet, relieved, and momentarily forgetting his situation. "Wassup, duder-broski? How's it-" the rumbling snarl of the drones reminded him of what was happening. Whirling about, he saw them at the end of the street, and, unfortunately, they turned just in time to spot him.
"Uhhhhh, shit fuck shit- we gotta go, I'm in trouble- come on!" Not wanting to leave his friend for the drones, he grabbed Atryus' hand and booked it.
Send 💕 and I will tell you a fact about my muse either about a ship they have, a ship I want, or a cute fact about them in relationships in general
Have: A day has not gone by when Zeruki didn't think of how he'd kissed Atryus. It makes him giddy, and he'll blush all the way to his bifurcated ears. Inexplicably, his playlists have included a lot of dorky romance songs lately.
Want: I kinda want Zeruki to get a partner that's also part of the fleet? It'd be an interesting dynamic, I think, if they were hardcore loyal when he's.... Not.
Fact: I will never get over the fact that Zeruki decided he was in love with Atryus when he was offered half a sandwich in the middle of a garbage dump.
Oooh! Razz, feel free to pitch in with your own thoughts, or negate the stuff you don't like, if you want!@allthesetrolls
PRE-RELATIONSHIP
How did they first meet?
They ran into each other in the garbage dump they both live in.
What was their first impression of each other?
Atryus was suspicious of Zeruki, and Zeruki was being aggressive because Atryus was trying to take something he wanted, but both of them calmed down pretty quickly. Zeruki instantly warmed up to Atryus when he shared his sandwhich.
Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?
Zeruki hasn't met Atryus' friends, and has no real friends himself.
Who felt romantic feelings first?
I think Zeruki? Atryus is one of the few people that pay attention to him, and is the only one who wasn't trying to make him do stuff he didn't want to. He got a crush pretty fast.
Did either of them try to resist their feelings?
I don't think either of them really realize they've got crushes quite yet, not enough to resist, but I don't think they would, anyways. They really like each other.
If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?
Zeruki doesn't believe in fate or stuff like soulmates, so he'd laugh.
What would their lives be like if they had never met?
For once in his life, Zeruki's got something to look forward to when he wakes up, but I think their relationship is still too knew to really be changing each other too much.
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GENERAL
Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go?
They're not dating yet, and they kinda just keep bumping into each other in equal measures.
Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?
Unless you count running for your life from Drones, not yet.
What was their first kiss like?
Zeruki was so excited that Atryus had given him a Troll!Adam Sandler poster that he didn't even think. Just grabbed him, smooched, and then ran away.
Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?
I can't speak for Atryus, but that was definitely Zeruki's first kiss sdkfjsdlkfjsd.
What’s their height difference? Age difference?
Atryus is 6'4, and Zeruki is 5'9. Atryus could scoop him up like a cat lmao. They're two years apart in age, as Atryus is 21, and Zeruki is 19.
What’s their relationship with each other’s families?
They haven't met each other's lusii yet, and Zeruki would rather die than introduce Atryus to Bladepen.
Who takes the lead in social situations?
I'd think Zeruki? He's rather outgoing and Atryus is more chill.
Who gets jealous easier?
Zeruki might, lowkey, but Atryus doesn't seem like the jealous type.
Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear?
No whispering about it, Zeruki will blurt filthy stuff out, loud and proud.
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LOVE
Who said “I love you” first?
They haven't said it... yet.
What are their primary love languages?
They both seem to go for quality time, although Zeruki's is also physical touch, he's just shy about it.
Who uses cheesy pick-up lines?
Both of them, but Zeruki more often than Atryus.
How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?
They haven't cuddled yet, but Zeruki holds onto Atryus' wrist with his tail when he's anxious.
Who initiates kisses?
Hehe, Zeruki sure did for their first one.
Who’s the big and little spoon?
Again, they have yet to cuddle, but I think Atryus would be, once Zeruki felt comfortable enough for that.
What are their favorite things to do together?
So far? Just vibe.
Who’s better at comforting the other?
Oh, definitely Atryus. Zeruki is not good at comforting people, and trying to makes him uncomfortable.
Who’s more protective?
I think they both are. Zeruki is a mutant, so I can see Atryus stepping up to defend him from others, while Zeruki will definitely lunge at anyone who says something about Atryus.
Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?
At the moment, physical, but every compliment Atryus has ever given Zeruki has stuck in his little noggin for days.
What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise?
OOOH.... Idk yet. I think they're still too new at this to have a song yet? If you gave me a minute I could probably find one, though.
What kind of nicknames do they call each other?
Zeuki calls Atryus "Tray-tray," but I don't believe Atryus has given Zeruki a nickname? He's got plenty for Atryus to pick from, though.
Who remembers the little things?
They haven't known each other long enough to pick up on each other's "little things."
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DOMESTIC LIFE
If they get married, who proposes?
slfjsdlfjsdlkjsdlfj sorry, Atryus, but Zeruki could NOT handle being married.
What’s the wedding like? Who attends?
Okay okay... IF they were going to be married, Zeruki wouldn't really have anyone to invite. He'd probably have to leave his lusus out of the ceremony, since she's not the most chill guardian. Them having the ceremony outside so Atryus' lusus could attend would be pretty funny.
How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like?
None, dear god. Waaaaay too early for that, and Zeruki is not ready for parenthood. He gets stressed out watching someone's drink for five minutes.
Do they have any pets?
Does Zeruki himself count?
Who’s the stricter parent?
The moment Atryus tells Zeruki they've got a kid, that kid's gonna have a hell of an absent father.
Who worries the most?
Atryus, most likely. Zeruki's high strung, but he's been that way all his life.
Who kills the bugs in the house?
They live in a garbage dump. Zeruki isn't bothered by bugs
How do they celebrate holidays?
They haven't had a holiday together, yet.
Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?
Definitely Zeruki. He is NOT a morning person, and he'd try to pull Atryus back under the covers.
Who’s the better cook?
Atryus, no question. Even if he can't cook, things start burning when Zeruki gets anywhere near a kitchen.
Who likes to dance?
Zeruki likes to, but he has no talent at it. He just jumps around and wiggles, whatever feels good to his music, and he'd definitely pull Atryus into it.
???? Biiiiitch, I don't have any datey-matey-booty-bitches.
Well- pbpbpbpbpbbbt. There's this duder-bro I met recently. He lives in my dump. He's cute, and a little shy. He gave me part of his sssssandwich! And we're both dumpster divers!
I.... Like him. Wish I had more time off work to see him. I hope-dope we get to hang again soon.
