#duncedoodles

[bonkichisbedroom]

🔍 "People have been really supportive of my drawings over here... which I really appreciate! I thought I'd share my first digital drawing. I- I recently found out that you can draw on your phone with the right app! I thought I'd draw Ouma, but I'm a bit scared to show him. He hasn't liked my previous drawings much, so I th- thought I should get everyone else's opinion before showing it to him!"

[bonkichisbedroom]

I have sent a million horses to “take care” of your annoying classmates

🥤 "... Uh... you what? That can't be possible, I don't think our town's even big enough to hold a million-"

Neeeiigghh...

[bonkichisbedroom]

My million horses are going after momota first

"Damn it, who's at the door? Better not be--"

*Muffled girlish screaming*

[bonkichisbedroom]

hello bon, thoughts on Shinguji? :3

🍇 "Asked me if I enjoyed playing with dolls. I've avoided him since."

[bonkichisbedroom]

hey... HEY HEY HEY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO AIM AT YOU-

WATCH OUTTTTTTTT!!

A MANGO COMING YO WAAAAY

🍇 "I'm getting pretty sick of all these 'throwing things at us' jokes. I mean, your aim isn't even good anymore. You missed."

[bonkichisbedroom]

CLACK CLATTER CLACK CLACK

🍇 "Alright, I'm gonna count down from 3, and once I say 'Horseraddish', you pull the--"

"ACK!!"

📓 "SORRY-! M- My hands were too sweaty, I got nervous!"

"Eugh... whatever. Nobody comes here for quality, anyway."

"I guess that's true... ah, but I've never stopped to think about wh- what people do like about this blog."

"They like taking every opportunity possible to piss me off."

"That, uh... might be a factor, yes. But perhaps some of them want to make us happy? Or just enjoy talking to us! Maybe..."

"Bold assumption. Those are always chock full of lies."

"Or bold truths if you look hard enough..."

Disclaimer: Drawings provided by our amateurish doodler, Shuichi Kagehara, who is currently busy celebrating!

// OOC: thank you to everypony who sends in asks, interacts n sends in art to this cozy little blog!! it means a lot 2 me and i have a lot of fun running it even if i'm not very consistent with my posts. i love kagehara and bonkichi a lot. this was literally just my poorly disguised way to be really annoying about my bon interpretation, but i like how much it's grown. anyways this is too sentimental, ik y'all just here for my shitty jokes n to take the piss out of them.

back to your regularly scheduled bon blog. i have 27 asks to chop through lmao

[bonkichisbedroom]

say goodbye to both of your left kidneys in 3.... 2.... 1....

🍇 "Oh, come on, don't you think the whole 'exploding our organs' bit is getting old at this point? Can't you be a little more creati--"

💨 POOF! 💨

"... Oh my god, it's just gone now."

🔎 "As anticlimactic as that was, I- I don't think my body was designed to handle only having one kidney..."

Disclaimer: Drawings provided by our amateurish doodler, Shuichi Kagehara. They were sent in from his nephrology consultation earlier this afternoon.

[bonkichisbedroom]

I DON'T CARE WHO YOU SEND I'M NOT PAYING MY RENT/ref

*Stagicus Beetelio*

Kagehara be mindful of where you step until the spell undoes itself. I'm not going back to insect jail for you.

Ta-ta for now,,, and don't tell Bonkichi where I am in his walls when he turns back, mkay? 😊

🔍 "O- Ouma...? Ouma, is that- Oh... Oh, that's really not good, is it? One wrong step and he'll be completely--"

"Uhm... little worm, how long does your spell last? I guess I could get some... tupperware in the meantime? And fruit... Oh wow, he's really scuttling around, isn't he? Ouma, please don't crawl away, I know you're scared! J- Just wait there!"

// OOC: why is he the most ethereal stag beetle ever. ALSO OH MY GOD WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS I JUST NOTICED THE BONES/RIB DESIGN ON IT!!! MAJOR COOK WTFF