#dungeon squad

[legendsnjk]

Let me know if I should post the tied up (with consent) variants.

[tainbocuailnge]

dm introduced a sad bug man to parallel my sad bucket man today because the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents fate/zero again

[tendermiasma]

eehn replied to your post “I also agree with the other anon. Im hosting my first ever DnD...”

You forgot human paladin anus the repentant farter

Fartaxis the Kinslayer has been reformed, his flatulent days of evil behind him

@sathinfection

[bunniope]

callout post for dungeon squad AND dragon crew

Pals

[tainbocuailnge]

the warlock is running her mouth again

[tainbocuailnge]

today, i experienced hubris

[tainbocuailnge]

last session the teenager in our party that everyone but especially my character was super protective of turned out to be a revenant who got killed extremely cruelly so now we’re gonna pull a reverse kirei where we fill our basement with assholes we keep only technically alive in a state of incomprehensible suffering in order to ensure the continued existence of our orphan

[tainbocuailnge]

i want to talk about my goat.... im going to talk about my goat

his name’s hersch he’s a tiefling zealot barbarian, late 50s years old. he’s a travelling hermit from the outlands, a largely uninhabited area near the edge of this campaign’s setting and one of the few places where magic still runs rampant after it’s mostly disappeared from civilised areas. his helmet is cursed to be unremovable and it causes him to hear a voice speaking directly into his brain, which he believes to be a god which has chosen him to carry out its will. it’s all in a language he doesn’t understand though, so he has to infer whether god likes what he’s doing through context clues such as how badly his curse-induced headaches are causing his skull to split apart. this goat was put on this earth to suffer and he’s really good at it. it’s been ~30 years since he put the bucket on and he’s forgotten pretty much everything about his life from before then as he wanders the earth trying his best to follow what he thinks are god’s instructions. anything before then is a mystery to me too because I left it all in the dm’s hands

he tries to keep up a front of wisdom and dignity and the like, being A Man Of God, but the truth is that he’s only smart-passing and quite enjoys a bit of tomfoolery so hearing him crack a joke isn’t all that uncommon. socially he’s not very confident thanks to decades of living in buttfuck nowhere so he doesn’t speak much and prefers to let others lead the conversation but he’s friendly and enjoys having some company. he really is blindly dedicated to whatever questionable entity is screaming into his brain though, even if it directly contradicts what he is/wants to be doing, so he can be unreliable as party member and inevitably ends up leaving again sooner or later. he’s more inclined to help than harm but that doesn’t mean he’s afraid of inflicting severe physical trauma should god demand it.

underneath the helmet he’s actually really expressive so to compensate for his hidden face he ends up being pretty touchy, patting people on the back and shoulders all the time. he likes bright colours and fancy clothing but doesn’t get the chance to indulge in some Fashion often since he’s always on the move and so large he needs to either get things tailored (no time for that) or wear glorified blankets. his best friend is a beefy half-elf called carina from a travelling circus he travelled with for a while. after they parted ways the first time they somehow ended up running into each other many times since and they’ve been up to many shenanigans in the ~8 years they’ve known each other. we’re both still waiting for a chance to have hersch yeet carina at the enemy because that’s 100% a move they’ve practised before. the two of them adopted the one teenaged party member within like 10 minutes of the first session starting

he’s very concerned with Living A Righteous Life and Fulfilling His Purpose, but not in the last place due to frequent subjection to Divine Punishment so how much of that is an inherent trait is out in the open. despite it literally ruling every aspect of his life he’s pretty secretive about the whole helmet god thing and doesn’t really want to find out more about it either because that would come with acknowledging some things about both himself and whatever is screaming at him that he would rather not think about. in recent sessions he’s come under some real biting criticisms and he’s being forced to consider just how much of his personality is his own and he doesn’t like it one bit so he’s blaming everything bad on the warlock that talked shit now