#duoposting

[crull-and-benjin]

You two shall kiss now

4/10

[duoversal]

Behold

Nikolovania

[crull-and-benjin]

Sooo.....What does it taste like? Is it good?

Benjin: indeed it is, strong taste, pungent smell, hard to chew meat. But once yer roast em, it'll be a delicate meal! As long as yer ignore the smell.

Crull: Listenin' to that makes me twice as hungry Ben'jn!

[crull-and-benjin]

How you two manage to know each other?

Crull: We folks know each before "the haunting", ya know... When we used to grow crops before the whole catchin' fallin' silk thing.

Benjin: True, and we both manage to dodge the whole ordeal. Safe to say were both really are philosophers.

Crull: you bet we are, Har har! But since the crops all wither, us moorbugs are starvin'. So me and Ben'jn poachin' some muckroaches.

Benjin: Roast em guts and you'll get yourself some hefty meal!

[crull-and-benjin]

Crull: "How does this work again? Er... Like this aye?"

Benjin: "Ya fool, yer big ol' face cover the whole square!"

[crull-and-benjin]

dumps a bucket of water

(Silly wet buges)

Crull: "I think I'm cold ben'jn..."

5/10

[duoversal]

Don’t forget to drink your two cups vanilla extract from the carpeted kitchen on the carpeted bathroom floor!

[duoversal]