#dustthoughts

[umazingbinary]

Touhou needs a third maid I think... just for completeness. It's been long overdue canonically for Sakuya to like, encounter a fellow maid to either be professionally friendly with or bitter rivals. Or both. But, back to fanon... I'm still highly fond of a populated Mugenkan; it's just so empty. Sure there's the evil eyes and fairies, but with possible exception of the latter, they are just generic enemies seen across all '98 titles. A green maid would be perfect, and easy to tie to Yuuka's whole flower thing, perhaps armed with gardening tools. It'd be a nice bridge between Yuuka and Kazami.

[umazingbinary]

Hey do you think Kazami Yuuka would be charmed or annoyed if someone copied her look?

Asking for ah, no reason...

[umazingbinary]

Hah.a what if Yuuka had [youkai] teeth shaped like prickles... Just rows of sharp curved thorns that could tear flesh away like an industrial shredder.....

For scaring people, obviously ♡, as rarely as she does it.

And biting and bitingn she shoudl biite mee ouhh Ii'm such a pestt..

[umazingbinary]

I think it'd be nice to be a doll of Alice's... Can do maidly things with even less agency, and also serve as a grenade in battle.

I think we need an empty spaces spin on her whole deal, if there isn't one already.

[umazingbinary]

Matara Okina would one-hundred-percent have the pristine Matar prototype sitting in her back door land.

Near identical name

It's stupidly fitting for the god that loves making a big performance for attention.

Nonfunctional Item (Leg Actuators)

She would totally have devoted resources to scooping it up before it'd be scrapped or blown up. It's such a collector's item!

[umazingbinary]

I'd love to make the SDM try and fight off a classic 'talon-sharpening' Jade Falcon incursion. They'd have quite the toolset available, without factoring in that Remilia would obviously have thralls upon thralls to call upon. Or just, indebted garrison and lesser beings of the night.

[umazingbinary]

I think Kazami Yuuka should be a cosmic horror, it'd be good for her and everyone else totally~♥. I have a, likely common, headcanon that she's extremely knowledgeable about flora. Obsessed with flowers specifically, cute special interest moment sure. But imagine her making a sprout that could thrive on any moon (lol), any exoplanet. It'd likely take a few goes, and bypassing the usual mechanics... but what's a little magic and intent when you yourself are a construct of imagination and mystery? She could grow an organosilicon sunflower why not. Make the void bloom with life, not a world spared from gardening. A force of nature on her own whims and whimsy. A quote-unquote "infestation" that snares you in vines stronger than steel, squeezes a bit, before patting on the head and chucking you out of the budding area.

[umazingbinary]

I need... more Touhou enjoying followers, and by extension, Touhou enjoying friends. Mostly because it'd be fresh air to gush about stuff (I already do that in tags), but it'd also be nice to have someone/s to read anything I'd write.