Jan 29, 2015
A section of our staff video, and an accurate description of what happens during shifts.
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A section of our staff video, and an accurate description of what happens during shifts.
When a resident calls you for a lockout at 1AM and they try to circle PM on the lockout log to avoid the after midnight charge
YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
Valentine's from hell
Honestly….I had to call campus police four times tonight. Three times because of one female who was disturbing the peace. At 3fucking15 in the morning. The night before RA interviews….when I have to be up at 730am.
A++ Submission of the Day:
Boys tryna holla at me in the hall, then they realize I’m the RA on Duty and they’re suddenly the most respectable young men you’ll ever meet.
Can someone find me a .gif for this? We'll reblog the best ones.
It’s Halloween and i’m on rounds. My building has 9 floors and we begin our rounds on the 9th floor. On round one, we get to floor five before we run into a lovely marijuana incident. On round two, we get to floor seven before we have to deal with an alcohol incident. it’s 10:45 and we’ve written up six Freshman. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
Halloween Costumes (so far)
Here’s part of the list of costumes I have seen only a few hours into my night of duty:
Multiple Native Americans
Thing 2 and Thing 3 (I don’t know where Thing 1 went)
A swimmer, just had on a 1 piece bathing suit
Sexy Zebra
The Cheetah Girls
Sparkly Devil (She looked like Cher)
Sexy Eskimo
Sexy Mummy
I still have a few hours left in my shift, hopefully some more interesting costumes will keep me entertained.
Spooky stories to tell on your duty shift
Three years ago on the night before Halloween, I was finishing up my last round of the night. I hung out with the night host, gave costumed/tipsy residents candy and advice, and generally had a great time.
A resident dressed as Tito from Rocket Power came along. He was completely wasted and completely locked out. I told him that if he could give me an ancient Hawiian saying he could bypass copying the long, embarrassing “I locked myself out and I am a silly resident” section of our lockout form but he didn’t know any. While he scribbled away (asking me every so often if he could just break in through his own window), I went to get the master key… It wasn’t there. Our RD pledged to rip anyone limb from limb if they lost it. None of my staff in the building could find it.
After frantic searching, I looked at the key log out sheet. I called the last person who signed it out. Since he wasn’t on duty, he was out partying. About 20 minutes away. Dressed as a sailor. With the key in the pocket of his little sailor pants.
We had a lot of fun waiting for him to walk all the way back.
Freshman are stupid
two residents on the 12th floor walked passed me on rounds saying they’re buying weed from a girl on the floor.
the floor has consistently been noted for smelling like weed.
it’ll be a fun night with the SAPOC…