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constant disappointment but one we love

Can't argue there.

❤ ♡ ツ

❤ - win my muse’s heart

be cheesy and cliche as FUCK i mean that's how karkat got / has a grasp on his heart -- albeit him being away right now -- and his bf dave did it by being cheesy and cute before dave's accident

♡ - make my muse melt

idk if it means like make him feel warm and happy or basically have him like putty in your hands

but for the former: show him cute things

for the the latter: pet his hair and smother him in affection that's it that's all you have to do

ツ - make my muse laugh/smile

... i have a list for that actually lmao

bad pick up lines

play video games with him and watch him get frustrated -- he'll smile and laugh at himself in a heartbeat over that

again be cliche as FUCK

and again smother him in affection

literally all of these things make him smile a lot and can mean a lot to him and sometimes help him for days rather than just the initial moment ?? yeah

that's all folks

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please dont call me sexy youre my mother

I did not give birth to you.

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manly i meant to say manly

Too late.

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yeah but like i am currently wearing lacy underwear and im sexy as fuck

Not in the way I'm sexy as fuck.

See, you got your kind of sexy, which is this dainty-ass, porcelain kind of thing, the way geishas or Honey-senpai is sexy.

Then you got my kind of sexy, which is rugged, covered in battle scars, hard-ass muscles in a Kamina kind of way. You feeling me bro?