#dwarvess

[virovac]

Ooh, elf idea

What if elves only have breasts when pregnant or nursing like nonhuman primates?

Hmm, same could be for dwarves. 

Maybe a mix for orcs, leading to additional pronouns other species don’t have (I noticed prononouns in some older languages that don’t have the binary dichotomy were on social roles and expectations rather then solely sex or gender as we know it today. So you might have different pronouns depending on your age or if you were known to be infertile)

[gracer222]

OHMYGODWHAT

GLOINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[septembers-sky-of-lights]

but Thorin asking Bilbo to dance and Bilbo just blushing and being all “uh, ok” and goes to roll up his shirt sleeves and start his little Irish dance thing and then Thorin being all “oh, no little one” and grabbing his hips and “dwarves dance a bit differently it seems” and then Bilbo almost passes out right there because THORIN