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❝When one of us isn’t being the eldest, the next one is in line to step in.❞ Choromatsu smiled as he snuggled close to Karamatsu. He closed his eyes, listening to his heart beat.
❝But I’m not responsible as I make myself out to be.. you know that. But you know nii-san, I am your younger brother too. Time to time I want to be treated like one by you and Osomatsu-niisan. Even if for a little while.❞
Don’t mind him. he’s just laughing his tail off at a certain painful man’s PAIN.
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“I don’t fight the anons who think I’m daddy. I found it pointless.”
“You’re right sometimes it much easier to ignore it but it can still get pretty annoying.”
' All right, trial's over. Y'all clearly can't get it. Besides, I believe we have someone more WORTHY of execution. An awful, terrible man who wants to be a FATHER figure to you all. '
She turns towards Karamatsu with his shitty Freddy Fazbear glasses who seemed to be turning beet red at his weird fantasies being brought to light. Seems like Baby was telling the truth after all. Murmurs were exchanged across the crowd as everyone stared at him in shock & horror.
' He wants to be our WHAT ? '
' ------ He has a WHAT k.ink ? ! '
But Baby interrupts the chatter as she turns towards Blue.
' Blue ? You may do the honors. '
The squid that Karamatsu called family nodded; ------ & wow, what a betrayal that was ? ! Karamatsu stared at the other in doubt but little did he know ? This wasn't an act of betrayal.
THIS WAS FOR HIS OWN GOOD.
She walks over to him; a calm expression her face as she doesn't say a word. Instead, she lets her actions speak as she LIFTS KARAMATSU OVER HER HEAD WITH HER TENTACLES & THROWS HIM INTO THE EXECUTION ROOM.
Karamatsu would scream but ------ well, no one really seemed to be bothered. Good riddance to the pizzeria Daddy.
When Karamatsu opens his eyes, he finds himself surrounded by squids. Now, you'd think this was the beginning of a poorly written tentacle h.entai but it's not. Suddenly, the squids grab him & drag him into the colorful ink & he YELLS again as he hears another voice.
' ONWARD, MY SQUID ARMY ! '
It's Blue riding a squid surfboard. With Tinydachi dressed up as a squid on her head.
' NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BE K.INKY BUT ME. '
He's dragged across the ink until Blue suddenly disappears; leaving her squid brethren to submerge Karamatsu into ink. When they finally let him surface he finds himself ------
At a church.
With Blue dressed up as a priest; wildy waving bells in her hands & tentacles.
' SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, PAINFUL MAN ! ! ! '
& thus, Karamatsu was kinkshamed forever.
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“You need to clean out your ears. I didn’t call you nii-san, I called you jackass.”
“...”
“Love making rod..wand of passion..?”
Please tell her that’s just a joke--she agrees with her darling the Karamatsu she knows..just call it by what it is, don’t give it a fancy nickname..
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“…You know its really disturbing and gross to call yourself daddy, Karamatsu-niisan…”
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“...Niisan?”
Jyushimatsu would be louder, if not for the fact that the elder male seems hurt.... and not fully conscious, if at all. He crept closer, kneeling down, squishing Karamatsu’s cheeks between two sleeved hands, concern on his face.
