#dykefaithseed

[hopebliss]

santa monica monsters — hester ( belongs to @dykefaithseed ) 

the nosferatu are the danger fleetingly seen and often needed. plucking information without a thought, finders of everything and anything. there is no such thing as a secret when a nosferatu gaze is nearby.

( hester is no different - indispensibility framed by the glow of a screen and engulfed by the stride of the modern world. )

[myrcella]

oc aes requests 🇺🇸 apollonia faustine adkins (junior deputy, far cry 5) for @dykefaithseed ♥

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top 5 suzie moments

ONLY TOP 5?

- when i joined your fc5 game and the first thing u did was explode- when you kept singing help me faith as we drove directly into a river- when you kept telling me to “pause the game!!!!” when you were the one hosting it- the whole “this is what peak performance looks like” conversation- the Bees

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dykefaithseed replied to your post “no cult au catalina is the worst cop ever because all she does at the...”

at least she actually shows up to her job unlike lily who just gets drunk in faust's yard

the only reason lily hasn’t lost her job yet is because she and jake are the only park rangers and jake is too old to take care of the whitetails by himself because he’ll probably break every bone in his body or smth

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🌼 hem hem thot

YOU’RE the thot here 

🌼 the thing i like the most about you is You. like hear me out talking to you felt so comfortable from the very beginning it’s like we’ve known each other since forever even though we only met a couple months ago???? and its amazing how fast we started talking like we were best friends since birth and it’s just..very nice. you make me feel so comfy that i even sang cult songs with you so that’s like peak friendship achievement with me fdsfjks i just love how welcoming you are and how nice and friendly you’ve always been

🌼  i love your writing and i swear i’ll kneecap you on sight if you ever say something bad about it again because it’s AMAZING. and i know you said you don’t know how to characterise hoeseph but i swear everytime you talk about him and faust it makes me go feral in a very good way and the way you write scenes is mindblowing even if you choose not to believe me!!!!

🌼 even though you bully me because i don’t know any good movies or songs you’re always so supportive and nice to me that it makes me cry and it’s just….time really passes super fast when i talk to you like when we were playing coop it was SO FUN and i laughed SO MUCH i literally forgot about everything else and didn’t even notice how late it was until i looked at the clock and just…you’re so funny to be around and i really love you so much

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all of them for sharky and cata. do not disappoint me.

i’m about to kill my last remaining braincell thinking about these

1, 4, 7 and 8 answered here ♥ the rest of them under the cut because i became annoying (once again, i am Sorry mobile users)

2. Who laughs and kisses their partner on the cheek while their partner isn’t happy about something trivial to try and make them feel better?

Both do that!! They both rely on physical comfort a lot so it’s always like…the first go-to strategy when they see each other upset. They give each other a small kiss and try to crack a silly joke that 99% of the times it’s bound to make the other laugh and at least make them forget why they where upset in the first place! Cata also likes to rest her head on his shoulder and nudge it a bit so he at least tells her why he was upsetti!

Sharky is the one who does it more often tho, because Cata doesn’t really voice the trivial stuff that upsets her because she just tries to deal with it on her own as to not bother people and risking being called childish for being upset by such a small thing (she carries that from her Family Life).

3. Who cuddles up to the other after a long day at work, and this soon escalates to a playful pillow fight?

Cata most of the time :’’’/// she is actually super touch starved EVEN if she is always clinging to people (that’s pretty much the reason she does it fjdfds) so when she comes back from work all she wants to do is get that sweet human warmth and comfort and Sharky welcomes her with open arms!! They cuddle a lot actually but it only escalates in a playful pillow fight if she is not too tired and most of the time the loser has to do something extremely dumb as a punishment

5. How would one another describe their partner?

They only have good things to say about one another!!!! I’ve mentioned it before but they have a way of making the negative traits look like positive ones, not in a “my partner is perfect” kinda way but more of a….these are all parts of them and i love every single bit of it fhdkshfs BUT ANYWAY Cata loves how funny he is and how easily he can lift the weight off her shoulders so that is something she really focuses on when describing him, just how being with him makes everything seem easier somehow!! Sharky loves how supportive Cata is and how patient she is too!! He likes how he can be himself around her without having to fear she is gonna judge him, it really makes him feel comfortable!

6. Who wraps their arms around their partner as they look them in the eyes and compliments them with a goofy smile?

Cata!!! Sharky likes to ramble about whatever and one of her favourite things to do is like wrapping her arms around his neck and nod with a stupid smile as he keeps talking about virtually anything fhjdks most of the time he is also so focused on his train of thought that even if Cata is practically on his face he doesn’t stop talking and that is something she absolutely adores fdsjk

9. Who loves it when their partner kisses them good morning?

That’s got to be Sharky because Cata wakes up earlier to go to work! It’s mostly a super fast kiss because she is a disaster and always oversleeps so she has to eat breakfast while getting dressed so she probably stumbles over the bed trying to give him a soft kiss and ends up falling on top of him and abruptly waking him up hfksdh but he loves it so much he always kisses her again before she pulls back :’/ ♥

10. Who shows the other how to balance a spoon on their nose?

They both do because they are dumbasses. They probably also have a contest to see who can balance the spoon for the longest time and they try to sabotage each other by “casually” leaning to nudge the other in the shoulder which always ends up with both spoons falling down.

11. Who loves to pull pranks on the other? What type of pranks do they pull and do they pull their pranks off?

Cata is a master prankster because growing up the youngest of five siblings and having a demon as your directly older brother pretty much meant she had to be prepared to live through a lifetime of pranks and also be witty enough to pull them back fksdh they’re harmless pranks tho and most of the time it has to do with spicy food camouflaged as something not-spicy (chili powder instead of cinnamon, a bit of wasabi inside an oreo cookie, chocolate covered peppers…). Cata just sits back with a smug smile behind her mug of coffee and patiently waits for the prank to unfold.

12. What is something small that they would randomly pick up for one another?

Cata probably gets him a super stupid lighter, like you know those that are shaped like bubblegum packs or one shaped like a super ugly fish she got from a dumb trip to the lake fdhsfk they are absolutely stupid gifts but she loves them. Sharky gets her an equally stupid keychain that he either found rumaging through his own drawers or that he bought at a gas station. 

They are really not well thought gifts but these are the ones they love most because impulsive buying something because it reminded them of the other person or seeing something and knowing they must give it to their partner because it is so them just means a lot to both of them!!!

13. Who is the one who can’t stop laughing when trying to tell a joke?

Cata because she has a super easy laugh and most of the time she finds her own (awful) jokes to be so hilarious she can’t tell them with a straight face. Most of the times she tries to tell a joke it’s basically her gasping for air and clearing her throat before she inevitably starts laughing again and Sharky is left with a confused smile because he wants to hear the joke but she can’t for the love of god deliver it

14. Who would plan the other a surprise birthday party?

They both would!! They probably won’t even be huge parties either, just the closest friends and lots of food and disco music (for Sharky) or some 90s rock (for Cata) but just the fact that the other person put so much thought into making it an enjoyable day for the other makes them melt!!

15. Who picks the other person up when hugging their partner?

Sharkyyyy :’/// he is a Big Boi and he loves to lift her up a lil when he goes for a hug!! She holds on to him for dear life the first time he does it (war flashbacks from one of her brothers who loved to toss her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes) and he finds that so absolutely adorable he just makes it a habit to pick her up every single time

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dykefaithseed replied to your post “adelaide: *speaks* catalina: ”

i ghostwrote this

you 🤝 cata 🤝 me

wanting to be topped by adelaide drubman

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due to personal reasons i will be listening to nobody by mitski nonstop for six hours