#dylanhudson

[scarletteevans]

d-hudz replied to your post: Hayden told me that you want to sex Dylan in my office and if that happens I will never speak to you ever again and I will revoke your vice presidency because that office is the equivalent to my bedroom which means you’d be sexing in my bed and that is both rude and disgusting. Stay classy.

im not saying no to any of this

Dylan.

[scarletteevans]

I can't sleep. So I thought I'd tell you Lexi saw you on my phone earlier and got really happy.

Awwww, really? That makes me really happy. Is everything okay? 

[scarletteevans]

i dont think threats will work

I like to call myself a pacifist but if the situation calls for it, I will change my views on violence. 

[scarletteevans]

she asked for a sip of my mountain dew AND THEN DRANK ALL OF IT I HATE HER

Don't make me threaten Ellen's life if she doesn't agree to be your partner. Don't make me go there. 

[scarletteevans]

she asked for some of my mountain dew one day does that count am i going to die

Don't share with her. 

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im pretty sure we haven't?????

I don't want syphilis. Do you know what happens when you have syphilis?  

[scarletteevans]

emma told me courtney johnson has syphilis HER AND I SHARE LAB EQUIPMENT IN CHEMISTRY THAT DOESNT MEAN I HAVE SYPHILIS RIGHT?

If you two haven't shared fluids, you're good. Please assure me.