#e:poa

[humanbludgers]

Do either of you take Herbology?

“Nah.”

“Bores us to tears, honestly.”

[humanbludgers]

"I might have said he belonged in a barn and that he wasn't a part of the family; in my defense, he is a reindeer. Kristoff, that's my brother-in-law, he treats him like a person, he eats at the dinner table, he's basically living in the castle and if Kristoff were the queen and had to answer to as many people as o do he would understand...I shouldn't have been so terse with them. This is my fault."

“What? Um—Nah, I wouldn’t say that. I mean, the bloke’s a reindeer, isn’t he? Not sure why you feel so bad even now, if I’m honest. Sounds right unsanitary, that does.”

“It’s just here, if you look. He was gadding about along that hill there, see, and we lost sight of him… oh, quarter of an hour ago. Might be in the forest now. With any luck the acromantulae haven’t nabbed ’im.”

“And I’m sure they haven’t,” George added hastily.

[humanbludgers]

spankinggoodkeeper

Fred’s head appeared around the doorframe of the seventh year boys’ dorm and he smiled as he spotted his quarry.

“Morning---Oliver.” He spared him the running gag just this once and helped himself to Oliver’s bed in its owner’s absence, rolling onto his back and taking great interest in the curtains. It had only been a few days since their encounter in the locker room, but every subsequent practice had been fraught with a tension he couldn’t bear anymore. Their relationship had been redefined, he knew, but he couldn’t tell what as.

He cleared his throat. “Any plans for the afternoon Hogsmeade trip?”

[humanbludgers]

George, how do you feel about Fred and Oliver shagging in the lockerroom?

"Dear Lord. Are they? They're not. Oliver wouldn't---This is just hypothetical, right? I mean, not that I mind, I guess, if it makes them happy, but---Merlin's pimply nipples, they're not really...?"