#e404 info

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404 fact time because I guess today is an Art Day

If you ask him what his favorite food is he won't be able to give you an answer. He'll most likely lie and say something like "clam chowder" or "chips" or "ramen", none of which are his favorite, but he won't mind eating those.

He's got a couple skills he's yet to discover he possesses, but sometimes things occasionally peek through.

He doesn't remember what his favorite color is. He's most likely to just say "blue" due to the fact he wears it every day.

He only uses fountain pens to write! If you give him a ballpoint, he'll pull out his own pen and scoff at your "audacity".

There's a photograph of him buried deep within his bag. When was this taken? Where?

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e404 canonically gets no bitches

never has

and he's bisexual to boot

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//OOC, GT Speaking.

completely shaking in my own boots finally being able to reveal 404 stuff, like I know maybe I didn't choose the most subtle means or maybe I didn't commit enough to the slow drip but this means I can stop holding it in like pee

anyways lmao idk if it's a real trope but the Agent Gutierrez to 404 thing definitely sounds like A Step Down From Badass or something along those lines, the reverse of when an average guy becomes cool or something

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it's not wrong to call 404 a "baby narrator" but it's definitely a cursed way of getting that information across

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// Hey fellas, been a while. This blog- Employee 404 is effectively discontinued. I haven’t been active for a couple reasons- but in my “return” I’ve decided I’ve said all there really is to say about Slater and there’s no place I can think of to take his character.  If you’re still interested in some slightly(?) better GT RP with more interesting characters that aren’t fandom tagged and have been in development for years as opposed to one held together with duct tape and hastily cured over the course of three weeks, check out my new blogs at @channelfourty and @tenfouris for some more fun stuff. Thanks for chilling with 404 and I hope to see some familiar faces bothering CHSR and Kevin.  May your petrol prices fall and never rise,  GTFourty - TransitPresident

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shitty character development: slater's desire to be on top and his "best employee" delusion stems from his over-achiever childhood and the idea that being better than everyone else is the only way to be acknowledged

based character development: slater has eight quaaludes in his back pocket and patrick discovers them while they're making out

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Today's OOC thought: Slater in Watch Dogs 2

Now I know what you're saying- "GT, he's British! Wouldn't he fit better in Legion?" I say, no, because I didn't play Legion and WD2 is my favorite Watch Dogs game because San Francisco- and it's really accurate and super colorful so WD2 supremacy.

Gutierrez is the furthest thing from a genius- but I don't think he's useless to an organization like DedSec (though he really doesn't consider himself a member, he's more of a friend.) For some reason I can envision him as like, a lawyer-type ally to them, someone who knows the ins and outs of the laws to inform and weasel around- and he has the words to twist things about to make what his allies are doing less illegal. In return, he gets some entertainment and help around the city he's moved to- plus a mod to his Honda Elite to make it electric AND much faster. Whether or not this is a good AU or not is whatever, I love WD2 and I feel like the vibes of 404 era Slater fit in.

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https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2OhUwtaOsC0FwAzOrrP182?si=O8v-8KKbRlac4dCVQNCwFg

Speaking of 404's taste in music, and now that we know a little more about his past, take this playlist to really immerse yourself in the vibes of this pathetic man.