There is a giant spider in the tub you gotta kill it bro.
no he doesn’t kill stuff he’ll get a tupperware and trap it and put it back outside.

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There is a giant spider in the tub you gotta kill it bro.
no he doesn’t kill stuff he’ll get a tupperware and trap it and put it back outside.
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“baaaaabe,” whines from the couch, laying flat out on his stomach, sprawled out in a rather pitiful display, “how am i supposed to snuggle you if you won’t come over here? is that assignment really that much more entertaining than me?”
I'm fine with sharing with the genderless pirate babe I like that one. Also STOP CHARGING TO LET PEOPLE IN YOUR PANTS THAT IS ILLEGAL SUN. Just steal their wallets when they take their pants off like the rest of us #gitgud
STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE BLEK
tfw u gotta share ur boyfrond with a tree and a blue pool noodle.
“and don’t forget about @piratedaddy, gotta share me with my agender pirate babe”
stares doubtfully at ur blog. "Its not even that big" Get rekt sun
B-BUT, BLEK…PLZ LUV ME BLEK.
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Blake curls closer, sighing as his forehead presses against her neck. “Nora made me go shopping with her” The faunus says, yawning softly as one hand begins to stroke though his hair again. Blake is quickly developing that habit. “ We walked through the perfume department” She adds, nose wrinkling at the memory of all those scents crowded on top of one another
he can just imagine the energetic lightning thief and blake browsing through a mall together. he chuckles at the thought, letting himself melt into the feel of fingers through his hair. he will never, ever grow tired of that, “hmm, well, it’s nice. but i still like yer normal smell better.”
he leans up to press his face into her neck, tucking his nose behind her ear where here natural scent is strongest. he grins against her warm skin, placing a gentle kiss there, “what about me? what do i smell like to you?” both being faunus, there’s got to be more scents she picks up than other people. he’s curious.
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Blake slides in and shut the door as she smiles at him, pressing a kiss to his cheek before offering him the chance to hold the grey ball of fluff
“Love you too, now help me come up with a name for her”
he grabs the little kitten from her and immediately cradles it in one of his arms, the other raising to offer a few of his fingers to play with. “aren’t you just the sweetest? aduubuhduddubhu-” makes dumb, nonsensical noises like a mother does to a baby. the kitten baps at his fingers.
“second cutest cat i know, actually.” here, he tosses a grin toward blake, “m’not good with names. the last kitten i rescued i named it blakey cause it looked like you.”
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usually, he sleeps like a log. all curled up to whatever he can reach and out before he can count his sheep. he’s pressed up firmly to blake’s back, one arm up under the pillow and the other slung around her waist to keep her close as the night drew on. nightmares don’t frequent the simian’s brain. tonight is apparently an exception.
the arm around her frame clenches, as well as his fingers in the sheets below her. nails tear the fabric. sun’s forehead beads with sweat. his whole body locks up behind her, and he mumbles out a quiet and desperate “no-”