#f1 gossip

[boxboxgossip]

max verstappen driver of the year voted by the drivers. max verstappen driver of the year voted by the team principals. max verstappen driver of the year voted by the journalists. everybody knows.

[lislemons]

man, oscar can’t have shit anymore

[skyleclerc]

george just "discreetly" trying to listen to the drama is so 😭😭😭

[buckysdoll-op81]

Not mine-found on Pinterest

[valyrfia]

I'm sorry the who slept with whom rumours??? 😀 Because I'm very much a Måneskin and F1 fan but I don't usually use social media, so this post just slapped me in the face

Ah anon, let me introduce you to the wonderful world in which Charles Leclerc the Formula 1 Driver and Damiano David from Måneskin may know each other carnally, or at least, Charles has Damiano wrapped right around his pinky finger.

So it all begins at Monza 2023, where Damiano turns up in potentially one of the sluttiest outfits to ever see a grand prix, blushing and making eyes at Charles like any good Italian man would.

Fast forward about a week. Charles is hosting an event at the Monaco Yacht Club, and Måneskin come out and do a surprise set. After this, they all go back to the Sedici for an afters, and Damiano posts iconic footage of him shirtless on Charles' yacht wearing Charles' helmet with the caption "Thanks @charles_leclerc best gift ever. Lately I see u more that my mum😂".

Two months after all this Måneskin release a song called "The Driver", and uh, yeah. These are the lyrics:

Final nail in the coffin is about a month after that song comes out, Damiano gets a tattoo of a prancing horse on his v-line. Which would be explainable by Italian Stallion being a term for a handsome Italian dude, if not for the tattoo artist literally tagging Ferrari.....

Anyway, I'm just here to present the facts, you come to your own conclusions.

[sunsettermax]

CHARLES LECLERC GOT MARRIED?! WHAT A SAD DAY FOR MAX VERSTAPPEN (this is a joke)

[oscarpiastismissinghairline]

ARVID LINBLAD I WAS NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME!!

Jokes aside this picture is giving fboy in a 90's romcom and I am LIVING FOR IT

[igot81problemsbutf1aintone]

Three week breaks in F1 clearly prove to be having an effect on some ppl because it’s one thing when fans go crazy over potential changes in drivers pairings, but when ppl get into a frenzy over the WAGs …it’s a whole new level of crazyyyyyy. Apparently it’s ok (especially for female fans) to shit on WAGs over any move or even lack there of. Alexandra apparently is nothing without Charles Leclerc, Carmen can only launch her way too pricy cosmetics with the blessing of George and Lily Z is milking Oscar for all his worth, and even getting an apparent job at McLaren isn’t enough because he still has to buy her clothes and stuff. Magui and Lando are so on again/ off again that they must be doing it only for more insta followers. You see a driver taking a stroll without his partner - have they broken up and oh yes, hopefully they did because together they suck but let’s stalk their media and see if they are still in the same building. Oh, and if they do go out together or drive through Monaco in their car, they are attention seekers…. Race week, please let’s get to the paddock faster and rather indulge in rumors of is George’s car being tuned down for Kimi.

To all the so-called ladies and gentlemen, take a chill pill. These people don’t owe you any explanations on what goes on behind closed doors and just because they are public does mean they need to notify and approve with you every shit they take, when and where. Just like us, they can spend time together with their partners or enjoy some solo time, you know like you at your keyboard right now. They can have a great sex life or not and be totally ok with that because something else drives them - art, music, money, fashion or racing at Nurburgring and sorry that their face doesn’t make you happy. Just remember all of these are your issues, not theirs.

Every human pairing is basically someone using the other to get something - food, protection, money, children, safety and stability. It’s wonderful when the basis for this is love but not all of us have that luxury. We will never know what drivers value most in their current partners and vice versa, but let’s not pretend we are all angels with only the best intentions for any human relationship we ever enter. If you do, then you are simply jealous and stupid. Just don’t be so loud about it.

P.S. neither driver gives zero fucks on whom you think they should be with, that right is only reserved for their moms, so suck it.