#easy to spot

[onlycrime]

the internet is so beautiful. did a quick search for some measurement conversion help for a tabletop game and the first thing i click is a reddit thread of two guys arguing in huge paragaphs about how clocks and sundials work. they were both wrong.

[3laf-fromthesky]

what do you think you are; a god presiding over us? a fond parent over children? hahahahahahahahahaaahaaaAAHHH HHHAAHH. YOOOOOUUUUUU ARRE A ADDYYINGTHINHG HOYOUUYWIWLL NNOTT AMAKEE IT OUUTT TAAALAVLIEEE I IIIIII IWILLLLLFINFNND A HOLLE AN DD I WILL BBBBBBBBBBBBURROWWW INTO YOUR FLLESSH LIKE ABBBOTFLY AND FEASST UPON YOUR DE EA TH. whata re you.

Hello, thank you for your inquiry.

You are as influential to me, as I to you. I am Cloudy. :)

[davidlynch-gf]

like i know that trump supporters are obviously retarded but the way they all also look retarded is amazing

[finallybeautifulstranger]

I am a constellation of all the people I ever wanted

[onceetarget]

Is there a school for scammers?

All their messages are the same, and why are they so easy to spot?

Make your profile believable, one just looks at the profile and can see "spam/scam loading"

[chasingpegasus]

[chasingpegasus]

[vancilocs]

haylan and meredith, mateo and wolf or quinn (or both if ya wana) aand old timey maz and moran?

ah nostalgia

1. Who likes to nuzzle their head into their partner’s chest?

Haylan, boobies sofd....

Quinn can lean on both Mateo and Wolf all they like, both got tiddies to spare

Moran might be bony but they're big and great for Maz to use as an entire pillow. Maybe toss a pillow on Moran first tho

2. How many and what colours are the blankets they like to snuggle in?

Luxurious reds and golds, Haylan mentions he likes her blanket and Meredith throws three more on the bed and he's in heaven

Probably a lot Quinn has gathered from wherever, in all colours and patterns imaginable. Mateo is a big fan.

Many colourful ones to make a nest with

3. Who runs up and hugs their partner and who stands arms wide open to catch their partner?

Not in public but if Haylan visits her in Aodhagan he will run to their rendezvous point as fast as his spindly legs will carry

If Wolf allows, Quinn will run up. Mat isn't a fan of being tackled and he doesn't run

Maz runs, risks their health with their clumsy ass and Moran is ready on their knees with all four arms open wide

4. Who would be more likely to get matching scarves for themselves and their partner?

Not a scarf, maybe like a napkin that's easily hidden and kept safe but still sentimental.

Quinn. Easier to spot Mat with it on tbh. And Wolf looks cute in it too even if it clashes with his aesthetic

Both tbh, maybe Maz more. Make it colourful so Moran won't lose them in a crowd and panic

5. Would they much rather go on a romantic date or a laid back date?

Meredith is used to luxury and good food and even if Haylan was initially okay with just laid back dates, Meredith swooped him off his feet with a luxurious romantic date and they haven't looked back since

Very laid back. Maybe a picnic at the most.

Laid back, maybe go out to eat and/or see a movie and then go home and chill

6. Who still gets butterflies after years of dating?

Both, especially when they haven't seen each other in a while and Haylan's on his way north to see her again

All of them maybe a little? But I think Mateo is the quickest to settle down because he has the most experience

Both, just mixes with Moran's regular anxiety

7. Who is the one who makes their partner laugh so much that their face hurts?

Haylan more with his shenanigans as a hunter, Meredith gets bored being a noblewoman so his stories always make her laugh. Especially when he's lovingly mocking Mercer

Oof, if anyone then maybe Mateo at Quinn bc he does have some stories

Uhh smile maybe with just their presence but Moran doesn't smile as much as Maz and doesn't have silly enough stories

8. How would each of them explain how they met?

Met at the hunter headquarters, Haylan was a newbie and Meredith was visiting her dad and witnessed Mercer having a meltdown over getting a new partner

Oh my god they were roommates... (Mateo and Wolf first, then Quinn later)

Moran would just say that at some citadel plaza

9. Who accidentally drinks too much caffeine and who has to deal with their partner bouncing off the walls?

Neither, both are chill and especially so when chilling together

Idk about bouncing off the walls but I imagine Wolf getting caffeine- and stress-related chest pains

Neither? Moran is just jittery

10. Where is a special place they hold close to their hearts? Why is it special?

Haylan's lil home in Wystan bc for him it's finally a place completely his own, and for Meredith a retreat from the duties of the eldest noble child. Also cozie

Home? Triple bed chillin?

Home bc it's the only place Moran feels 100% safe at