Day 17 - Leprechaun. “That’s a fucking a leprechaun! That’s rock star shit! The Leprechaun is amazing! I’ll eat your dog and shine your shoes, fuck you I’m a leprechaun! Magically delicious, yellow moons, pink hearts, fuck you! I’ll eat your dog and shine your shoes. They’ll eat your fucking dog, they’re not fucking around! AND they’ll shine your shoes. That’s a complete 180. I saw the movie, Leprechaun, years back. Awesome piece of film! They eat your dog, but they’ll shine your shoes. One minute, the next minute. And you know what, my dog is important because, my dog lic—but, fucking Leprechaun. Whoever came up with that by the way, fucking genius. They are drunk, they’re mean, they’re green, they got rotted teeth. All they care about is money. They are my agent! I’ll eat your dog and shine your shoes. Fuck you. Irish Spring! They’re wonderful little fucking creatures. And if you go outside when you leave here tonight, and you fucking see a leprechaun, you shoot that mother-fucking thing! You kill that dead, you put that down!” ~Bob Saget. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh-3IUkufiI)