#eb au

[dilfhunterbloodhound]

blood of the damned

[emperor-ness]

((Take this with no context))

[kakushusband]

Playing the earthbound series has been fun so far. The fandom is like "I would kill pokey with my own two hands" and I'm like "the Minch brothers are my sons, I've adopted them and they're now under my custody. Pry these abused kids from my cold dead hands"

[mushroomminded]

mmmmmmm consider platonic edd n matt earthbound au, patching each other up after a fight or something. very soft. very good. i will never abandon earthbound au.

mmm gentle patching up is my favorite thing

[emperor-ness]

Wait actually eyyy Nessie, who's subject a?

Ness: He is the most annoying entity I’ve ever met, even mentioning him makes me disgusted.

[emperor-ness]

So, Commander Bee, how'd you get the name Bee? Or is it more of a nickname from Ness?

Bee: It’s partially thanks to my black mask, wings, and yellow hair. But it also derives from me being Subject B. Subject A is another human chimera like me but he was deemed a failure so we don’t really talk about him.

[emperor-ness]

Can you draw us what subject A looks like..?

Ness: Good job, you really nailed his real life appearance.Bee: ... Thanks.

[emperor-ness]

Cee Bee! Please cure me! I-I have the bubonic plague, and only a kiss from you can heal me my mysterious bird masked comrade!