UBER THE AUSTRALIAN

welcome to my twisted apesex

[demilypyro]

I have feelings for you. The feelings are envy, malice, hatred, crush kill bite claw claw claw

[demilypyro]

...... want to be held

[relelvance]

A woman's place is on the battlefield

[vympr]

so you think women should die

[duncebento]

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

[vympr]

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

[detectivehole]

i mean this in an entirely platonic, slightly powerhungry way, but i love when people call me the friendly "boss." like "you got is boss" or "whatever ya say, boss." it's so fun. like we're in the worlds shittiest cartoon mafia

[dilfhunterbloodhound]

the prophecy is fulfilled

[dilfhunterbloodhound]

and introducing the new friend...

[dilfhunterbloodhound]

IN THE PIPE

[dilfhunterbloodhound]

I AM THE FISHER KING, I CAN DO ANYTHING

[dilfhunterbloodhound]

IN BODIES THAT DONT KEEP

[moonlightduelist]

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

[dilfhunterbloodhound]

private / correspondent

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

[pwesident]

alright one sec

[pwesident]

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

[dilfhunterbloodhound]

we can have a little twelfth night pic, as a treat

[dilfhunterbloodhound]

EVERYTHING WILL TURN OUT ALRIGHT 🏖🏄🏝

[dilfhunterbloodhound]

I LAY STILL AS DEATH UNTIL THE DAWN

[dilfhunterbloodhound]

THE ART OF EIGHT LIMBS

[dilfhunterbloodhound]

KISS ME NOW THAT I'M OLDER / 1981

[dilfhunterbloodhound]

SIDESADDLE

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