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┓♕┗ You could say Van had a rude awakening, but it’s not like he didn’t have it coming. In all honesty he totally expected Yamato to smack him as soon as Yamato discovered what position they’d been sleeping in.
But fuck, man, that hurt. That was definitely going to leave a bump. He groaned, rubbing the back of his head. It’s not like Van didn’t think it was totally and definitely worth it, though. He probably hadn’t had a more peaceful sleep in his entire life.
“Does that mean it’s okay as long as the door is locked, Daddy~?” Sure, there were already plenty of rumors about Yamyam and Van’s relationship, but Van didn’t particularly care. It’s not exactly like Van didn’t want there to be nothing between them, but it was obvious Yamyam didn’t feel that same way.
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A glare flickered in Van’s direction. He couldn’t believe the other didn’t care about their reputation with the public!
Well, actually, he totally could. Hell, the guy was probably enjoying the idea of the media spreading around rumors of their relationship. Yamato wouldn’t be even surprised if he was the one spreading said rumors, in all honesty.
With a light huff, Yamato turned to look at Van straight in the eyes. “Call me daddy once more and I can’t promise any...” Eyes flickered down to the mans groin for a slit second, “....body parts... will still be intact by tonight.” In other words: Van shut the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.