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ectoadorkable I am a beacon of sin.
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who are you and how are you
ectoadorkable palingveins I've become an expert at small talk. I'm HALDOS, and I like your (insert likeable item).
John?
I am not okay. I am about to scream.
I am not in the mood to screenshot, but greetings, John.
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Who are you again? ║ I feel awkward around you ║ I want to be your friend so bad but I don’t know what to say ║ I wish you would just go away ║ I think you’re pretty cool ║ I don’t know you personally but I see you on the dashboard a lot ║ I only know your name and nothing else about you║ We hooked up once or twice ║ I never want to speak to you again ║ I wish you’d leave me alone ║ I want to go on a date with you ║ I like you ║ I love you ║ I loathe you ║ Ugh you again ║ I’m indifferent to you ║ You’re very hot ║ I want to marry you ║ You’re cute ║ You are my baby ║ I want your baby ║ You are my bae ║ You’re my favorite ║ I’m in love with you ║ I’m in like with you ║ I want your baby ║ I wish we could spend more time together ║ I want to hang out with you more ║ I admire you ║ Maybe we could hang out sometime? ║ I’d like to get to know you better ║ I’m secretly in love with you ║ I want to give things another try with us ║ You’re someone I look up to ║ I want to give us a try ║ You seem very nice ║ You’re pretty popular ║ I’m envious of you ║ I’m worried about you ║ You piss me off ║ I consider us friends ║ I consider us buddies ║ I consider us acquaintances ║ I consider us family ║ I’d fuck you ║ I want that ass ║ I want to raise up a pet together ║ I want to have your kids ║ I want to be your fuck buddy ║ I want to kill you ║ You get on my nerves ║ I want you to stop talking to me ║ I hope we can be friends for a long time ║ I hope we can be together forever
You slither effortlessly though your home sprucing it back up to a standard and changing it over to look like a post modern manor, at least thats what you think you told John that could be what you told Jake or you didn’t specify at all. hard to tell but you just got to keep the major details in check.
Once your temple is accurately changed you change into your human form after leaving everything cooking. you pick up any mystic artifacts and straighten out your outfit and put Minty your puppy chubby mini land whale into another room.
You flick the tv on to a random channel and continue to make your house more homely for your guest and cook.