#eddie extras

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Hi Sarah! Love your series but I am just here to ask for a random Eddie conversation? Maybe he’s watching reader get ready for the day and they just have a catch up?💞

Hiii babes!! Awe I’m glad you enjoy the series, of course I can give you a little look at what it would be like in the mornings with you and Eddie! I hope you enjoy💖

“Hey baby I made you some coffee…what are you doing?” “Thanks honey…uh I’m putting perfume on why?” “Did…you just spray that on your ankles?” “Yes? I spray it on my neck..my wrists and behind my knees if they are showing and my ankles.” “But..why the ankles?” “You never know when they’ll be next to someone’s face so gotta make sure they smell good…oh did you put that new creamer in here? It tastes different.” “Uh..uhm yeah…wait what?…” “the coffee?…Did you use the new creamer in it?” “Oh yeah…you like it?” “It’s good…so what’s on your agenda for today? Gonna go help Wayne work on his truck?” “No I have to go to the shop for a few hours to help Eric on an engine overhaul…what about you sweetheart? Any fun plans?” “Having lunch with Max and El…they are having boy issues and as the resident wife of the group they asked if I’d give them my opinion.” “Ah yes you being the only wife makes you the go too girl for relationship advice huh?” “Apparently…I don’t know why…it took me way too long to convince you to marry me…will you help me with this zipper?” “Sure come here…but I mean I wanted to marry you the moment I saw you but didn’t want to freak you out so I just took my time.” “Took your time? You’re so annoying…will you be home for dinner? Or are you grabbing something on the way to hellfire?” “Depends…” “on?” “What you’re making for dinner.” “Mashed potatoes with green beans and chicken.” “Yeah I’ll be home for dinner before the meeting.” “Okay…I gotta go but tell Eric I said hello…I love you.” “Wait I have a quick question for my lovely wife.” “What?” “Will I get to smell your ankles later?” “You’re such a freak…I’m leaving.” “Is that a no?” “Bye Eddie!” “I love you! Tell the girls I said hello.”

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Hey Sarah I hope it’s okay to ask for Eddie wanting Jim or even maybe Steve’s permission to ask reader to marry him? I think that would be so cute 🥹🥹

Hiii lovey!! Of course it’s okay!! So I went with Jim and I did that because I’m using Husband Eddie for this one and Jim just so happens to be the one who walked Reader down the aisle at the wedding so this fits perfectly! I hope you enjoy!!💖

-find all things Husband Eddie here✨

“What’s up kid? Why are you in my office? I haven’t arrested your girlfriend in like..two weeks so she doesn’t need anything right?” “No she’s fine and I mean uh technically you didn’t…uhm arrest her you just…escorted her off the..property of the mini mart…” “Right…yeah…okay so what do you need Eddie?” “I uh…I’m here to talk to you about…how you’d feel..if…I asked her-” “let me stop you right there really quick…now first off sit down okay? You’re pacing like a dog in a cage and I can’t focus when you’re doing all this fidgeting.” “Oh sorry..uh…is this..better?” “Yes…now secondly…before you ask me what you want to ask me just know I am very protective of her and I’m not just going to give her away to any old drug dealing punk who tells me he loves her…” “Retired…I’m a retired drug…dealing punk…” “oh that’s good to know…” “I know I’m not perfect Jim…I mean Sir?…Hopper?…Sir Hopper-” “Jesus just call me Hopper.” “Okay…Hopper…I know I’m not perfect but I’m perfect for her and she for some reason agrees and loves me just as much as I love her…and I’ll spend the rest of my life trying to be the best man I can be for her because I know what she deserves and…and I can be that for her…I know I can.” “So…what are you trying to ask me?” “Can I marry…her?” “That’ll be up to her but…yeah you have my blessing…sorry for the whole hard ass thing but ya know…that’s my girl and I gotta make sure you’re up to the task of being with her forever.” “I get it…and uh yeah I’m up for it…but you know out of the two of us she’s the one who-” “I know she’s the trouble maker Eddie but still…that’s my kid so…you’re always going to be the one that’s gotta prove yourself to me.” “Got it…well uhm I’m just gonna go now…if that’s okay?” “Yeah…good luck.” “Thanks…”

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maybe husband!eddie comforting nervous reader before her exams at collage during the first semester? i have exams coming up tomorrow and it’s really stressing me out 😭🥲

Hiiii lovey!! I’m sending you alllllll the good vibes I have you’re gonna do great on your exams!! I hope you enjoy this conversation with Husband Eddie comforting you before an exam!💖

-find all things Husband Eddie here✨

“You’re gonna do great baby.” “You are just saying that because you’re my husband and I’d kick your ass if you said anything else.” “I mean…yeah you’d kick my ass but I’m not just saying that…you’ve studied and you know your shit so you’re going to do awesome.” “You really think so?…I’m really kinda freaking out honeybuns.” “Hey hey none of that…come on and cuddle with me…I lit those candles you like and everything.” “Not too close to the bed right? I can’t deal with the fire alarm going off tonight.” “It was one time sweetheart you’ve gotta learn to let shit go.” “Don’t be rude to me Edward James I’m on the verge of a breakdown.” “Oh right please forgive me…now come here and I’ll rub your back for you.” “You really think I’ll pass this exam?” “Yes I really think you’ll pass…you’ve been busting your ass studying and you’re smart…you’ve just got to relax a little bit and it’ll all be okay.” “Oh then let me head on over to Way-” “why do you say things like that while all cuddled up with me? That’s just rude baby…besides you know Wayne stresses you out…now just shush and let me work my magic.” “Did you just shush-” “yes I did shush you but with nothing but love now please…stop talking and just close your eyes…take a few deep breaths and relax…how’s that feel?” “Oh am I allowed to talk now?” “Baby…” “it feels good.” “Good…how are you feeling about your exam tomorrow?” “I feel…better.” “Are you gonna pass?” “Yes…I’m going to pass and…it’ll be fine.” “Exactly…oh and guess what?” “What?” “I love you..my super smart and cute wife.” “I love you too…my super annoying but good at giving massages husband.”

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Can I ask for more random being married to Eddie things🥺🥹💙

Hiiii lovey!! Of course you can get some more random things that I think would happen if you were married to Eddie! I hope you enjoy this and you’ve been warned they are extremely random 😂💖

What I think being married to Eddie would be like, random edition part 2:

You’d have a never ending battle with Eddie and the laundry hamper because you’re just not sure why he can’t manage to get his dirty clothes to land in it at the end of the day, the man just tosses his shirt and jeans to the side when he’s getting undressed and you swear he puts them right next to the hamper on purpose.

It’s him going on and on about a topic you have no knowledge about and him realizing it by just the look on your face and when he stops and goes “you have no clue what I’m talking about do you?” He just smiles when you answer him with a “no but I like how excited you are about it so…go on.”

You’d learn how to drive the van and you’d know all the tricks to get it to work properly when it wants to break down or just simply not start.

Eddie would have no reaction anymore when he walks into the house and you’re in a “cleaning mode” and your favorite band is playing on a speaker that’s sitting on the kitchen counter and you’re dancing around as you dust the living room, he makes sure to just greet you with a kiss and explain he’s gonna head over to Wayne’s because he’ll be damned if he ever has to hear you yell “Edward James Munson I just cleaned this room!” ever again, twice is enough for him.

It’s Eddie dropping by your work on your lunch break because he just misses you or wants to just steal you away for half an hour.

Eddie is your biggest supporter because you’re also his, he can’t even count how many shows of his you’ve been to at the Hideout or how many campaigns you’ve helped him with. He is a proud husband and doesn’t hesitate to drop the classic “that’s my wife” anytime he can.

You’d know by the way Eddie walks up the steps of the trailer how his day was, the longer he drags his feet tells you just how long you’re gonna need to hold him when he hugs you when he enters the house.

It’s how Eddie goes “oh fuck…” when he sees you calling him in the middle of the day and he goes through his mental list of things that you could be calling him about because you’re the queen of just texting him 62836 times in a row if you need something.

Eddie absolutely can not leave the house in the morning without telling you he loves you, shockingly it’s not even a you thing it’s a him thing. He can’t go to work or even run to the gas station without tell you “love you” even if it’s just shouted as he’s running out the door but most of the time he likes to hug you and give you a kiss as he mumbles “i love you” into your neck.

You two still have dates nights because it’s just a fun time the two of your get to just enjoy each others company and half the time it’s just you two getting dinner and going out to lovers lake.

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I just watched Saltburn and now i need to know how you’d write a conversation with Eddie and Reader as he’s watching it 😳😂👅

Hiii lovey!!! So as someone who loves this movie I will totally give you a conversation between Eddie and Resder as Eddie watches it for the first time!😂 I just know he’d be a changed man after seeing it🙈 so enjoy!!💖

-if you haven’t seen Saltburn and hate spoilers then don’t read this!!✨

“Why is this movie called Saltburn? Is it about getting too much sun?” “Just watch the movie Eddie…” “Damn Felix is fucking tall…Oliver is so…so tiny…is that a pierced eyebrow? I think I’d look good with one of those.” “An eyebrow ring? No…now shush I’m trying to concentrate on how tall Felix is…” “that dude is a dick…his cousin…friend dude..I don’t like him.” “Yeah he’s kinda annoying.” “Jesus I thought my home life was bad…Oliver’s life is just…sad.” “Eddie for the love of god just stop talking.” “The house is called Saltburn?? This movie is named after a…holy fucking shit that’s a castle.” “It’s nice.” “His mom reminds me of Miss Molly down the street.” “Because she talks a lot and agrees with whatever you say?” “Exactly….what…what’s he doing watching Felix in the bath….oh god why is he in the tub? What’s he-” “He’s doing exactly what you think he’s doing.” “He…he literally drank…his bath water that he…good lord baby why are we watching this?” “Just keep an open mind.” “Uhm why is Felix’s sister so-” “don’t you dare say a single bad word about Venetia.” “Sorry…what’s Oliver doing? Why is he…why did he say he’s a vampire?…holy fucking shit! What the fuck? He’s…he’s…yeah okay he’s doing that….whats this movie rated???” “As if you haven’t watched worse?” “God he’s out of control…oh that’s nice they’re gonna throw him a birthday party…” “yeah…” “what’s he doing with Felix’s cousin…what’s his name? Oh shit okay…okay yeah that’s…that’s…okay….” “Yeah…” “Felix talked to Oliver’s mom?….” “Just wait…” “Holy shit! Holy shit! His dad’s alive?? Oh no…oh no no no…Felix isn’t gonna be happy…oh yeah…he’s gotta die now…no fucking way Oliver is talking himself out of this…he’s gonna have to kill him.” “Felix is so tall…and pretty with his little wings.” “What’s with you and his height?” “What? He’s fucking massive you said so yourself.” “I’m getting bad vibe about this party…this isn’t gonna end well.” “We shall see…” “someone’s gonna die in this maze aren’t they?” “Shut up and watch.” “Who are they looking for? Felix? Oh god it’s because he’s dead…i fucking knew it! Oliver killed him! Call the cops it was the dude with the antlers!” “Eddie sit down.” “Who’s next on his list of murder? Is it Felix’s cousin friend?” “You’re so annoying.” “Wait wait…why…why is he taking his shit off…why is he getting naked at this gravesite…what the fuck…why are we watching this? Oh god…not his sister! She was so sad…and…and now she’s dead…” “it’ll be…uh..okay Eddie…” “you’re so full of shit…oh he’s getting kicked out! Good he is bad news for this family.” You can say that again…” “what the fuck are the odds he’s in the same cafe as Felix’s mom?…that’s a damn set up.” “Mhmmm…” “oh my fucking god! Baby! Baby she’s fucking dying??? What did he do to her?…shut the fuck up he took…her breathing tube…holy fucking shit.” “I know…” “he got the house…he got the fucking house?…oh my fucking flying shit sticks it was all a set up!!!!! What!!! He popped his tire?? No way!! I can’t…baby what did we just….why is he naked? He’s dancing…naked…around his house…” “yup…” “oh good we get to see a full frontal…nice…he has their stones? Jesus fucking Christ….I…who am I now? I feel different…” “told you it was good.” “I don’t know if it was good or just so disturbing that we have to just say it was good so we don’t feel weird.” “Felix is so tall.” “Yeah…you keep saying that…did you just sigh? Are you okay over there?” “I’m fine…totally fine.”

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Hey Doll! Can we have a Husband Eddie update? I miss him! Instagram or text or anything!Thank you Sweets❤️

Hiiii lovey!! Awe I’m sorry you miss him!! Here is a little fluffy convo with him!! I hope you enjoy!!💖

-find all things Husband Eddie here✨

“Do you think Freddy and Michael are going to like being older brothers?” “What?….baby it’s….six in the morning…” “I’m so glad you know how to tell time Eddie…” “How…how long have you been awake?” “I don’t know? I had to pee and then I just laid here and now you’re awake…” “right…uhm…what…what was the question again sweetheart?” “Do you think Freddy and Michael are going to like being older brothers?” “Freddy loves being an older brother so yeah…Michael I think will like it once he realizes what’s going on…it takes him a minute to adjust to new things.” “Michael is just shy…” “Michael isn’t shy he’s just not a giant momma’s boy like Freddy….ouch what was that for?” “He is not a momma’s boy Edward James he just loves me more than you that’s all.” “That’s literally the definition of a momma’s boy baby…ouch…stop pinching me it’s too early for you to be so violent.” “Say one more mean thing and I’ll call Freddy himself in here to deal with you.” “Oh god please don’t he hates me right now because he thinks I hurt you by getting you pregnant because you’re always moaning and groaning….ouch!…sorry…yeah I deserved that one…” “I just want them to be happy and don’t want them to think we’ve forgotten about them just because there’s going to be another Munson in the house….especially Freddy since he likes to be with me all the time and he won’t understand where I’m at when we go to the hospital and Michael will just hide-” “hey…baby look at me…they’ll understand…they’re smart boys…they take after their mom in that department and when we come back with a baby it’ll all make sense to both of them…and Freddy will not only go back to being your body guard I guarantee he’ll guard that baby with his life…same with Michael…he’s the strong silent one remember? He’s always around he just keeps to himself…they know you love them baby.” “I just want to be a good mom.” “You already are…this baby loves you and those two boys out there that are probably passed out on the couch love you too.” “I’m sorry for waking you up so early on a Sunday…I love you.” “It’s okay…just means we’re gonna take a nap later…I love you too sweetheart.”

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Sarah I could use some fluff please😕

Hiii babes!! I hope you enjoy these super fluffy conversations with Eddie💖

*when I say these are super fluffy I’m not exaggerating these are disgustingly sweet*

“You think we’re good for each other?” “No.” “Eddie! What the hell?” “Sorry I meant no we aren’t good for each other…we are great for each other.” “Oh really? What makes you think that?” “Because…the kinda love we have can’t be anything but great.” “Yeah?” “Yeah…this is that once in a lifetime type shit…or at least it is for me.” “You’re going to love me the rest of your life?” “Oh yeah…you’re stuck with me baby.” “I like the sound of that.”

“You make me nervous.” “Eddie be serious I’m trying to see where your mind is at with…us.” “I’m being fucking serious you…you make me nervous because what…what if there’s a day you wake up and realize you can do so much better than me? I don’t know what I’d do if you…if you decided to leave..I mean I wouldn’t blame you but I just…I really fucking love you and it’s terrifying.” “You love me?” “Yeah…yeah I do..I love you sweetheart.” “I love you too…and there’s never going to be a day when I wake up and want to be anywhere else but wrapped up in your arms because that’s where I feel the most at home.” “You’re it for me you know that right?” “Glad we are on the same page.” “God listen to us we sound like a hallmark commercial for one of their cheesy Christmas romance movies…” “oh you know you love their Christmas movies.”

“If I dropped to one knee right now and asked you to marry me what would you say?” “What took you so fucking long.” “Wait…what? Really? You wouldn’t run away screaming at the idea of me being your husband?” “No you dummy I’ve thought about you being my husband for a while now…I mean we live together and have a cat so it’s like the only thing missing is a ring on my finger and my last name being Munson.” “Oh…uhm well then in that case….will you marry me?” “Holy shit you’re actually doing it? Right now? I didn’t mean to pressure you I’m so-” “baby you’re making me really fucking nervous can you just say yes already?” “Oh shit I’m sorry! Yes yes of course I’ll marry you Eddie.”

“You know what I think?” “Honestly baby there’s no telling…” “don’t be mean Eddie.” “Sorry Princess…what’s on your mind?” “I think that you and I were meant to meet at the exact time that we did all those years ago because the universe knew exactly what I needed and who I needed to be loved by…so they sent you to me.” “I think you’re right baby…I had no intention of going to family video that night but all of a sudden I was pulling into the parking lot and not even five minutes later I run into you in the horror section.” “And look at us now…sitting in a bubble bath in our house on a Friday night because we are an old boring married couple.” “Boring? We aren’t boring…but yeah…crazy how time flies when you’re having fun with the one you’re meant to be having it with.”

“How much do you love me?” “I hate these conversations sweetheart they always end with me doing some ridiculous favor…” “so you don’t love me then?” “Now that’s…not what I said…you know I love you.” “How much?” “So much there’s not even a word for it.” “Oh that’s a lot…does that mean you love me so much that you’d come help me plant some new flowers in the garden?” “I knew this was going to end me with me on my knees somehow.” “Maybe I’ll return the favor later tonight if you don’t moan and groan while planting my petunias.” “I make no promises…you know how much I love moaning and groaning.”

“Can I tell you something?” “Is it going to make me cry? You know how I feel about crying Eddie…” “I don’t know? It might?” “Lay it on me.” “I think we’ve been in love before.” “Oh yeah? Like…in another life?” “I think we’ve always been in love and…will always be in love…in every life we live…I sound crazy don’t I?” “No Eddie you don’t sound crazy…I know what you’re talking about…what we have just feels too…special to only be for such a small amount of time.” “Exactly….I love you.” “I love you too…in this life and all the ones that come next.”

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Sarah can I just ask for some random Eddie conversations please ❤️ love you

Hiii lovey!! Awe love you too!! I hope you enjoy these extremely random conversations between you and Eddie💖

“Eddie can you hand me the creamer?” “Uh…we are..out.” “I beg you’re fucking pardon?” “Don’t look at me like that…it wasn’t on the list.” “Wasn’t on the list? Edward it was the first thing on the list!” “What? No it wasn’t…oh…shit….where are you going?” “Wayne’s…don’t follow me.” “Oh come on baby it’s just creamer…don’t be mad.” “I’m not mad…I’m annoyed there’s a difference..I’ll be back.” “Tell him I said hello.” “Whatever.” “Love you…” “love you too…and if you’re smart there’ll be a full thing of creamer in the fridge when I get back.” “Yeah yeah…of course.”

“Eddie my sweet sweet precious ba-” “what do you need princess?” “Don’t be rude Edward James.” “Baby…” “my car won’t start and I’m late for work.” “Let me get dressed I’ll take you.” “I was kinda hoping you’d just let me take the van…” “not happening you know she’s tricky.” “I’ve driven her before and it was fine.” “Oh yeah that time you drove into a stop sign or the time you ran a red light or that one time you popped the curb on the way to Bennys…” “those were all learning experiences and besides if I take the van you can just work on my car and figure out why it hates me so much.” “It doesn’t hate you it’s just…finicky.” “Can I please take the van? Pretty please…” “oh I kinda like it when you beg.” “You’re so annoying I’ll just walk.” “You ruin all my fun…the keys are on the counter.” “Thanks honey! Love you!” “Love you too baby.”

“I’m not arguing with you baby I’m just saying Freddy has a cooler power that’s all…he also has knife hands.” “Freddy is a bitch who has to put you to sleep to kill you…Michael doesn’t need you to be asleep he will just squish you to death with his bare hands…that’s way more terrifying.” “What? How are lame human hands scarier than knives for fingers?” “Because they are normal! That’s the creepy part he’s just a man…who can end your life anytime he wants not just during nap time.” “I…guess…you’re kinda right but…Freddy can turn into things so that’s cooler than walking around in a blue jumpsuit with a mask on.” “The jumpsuit and mask for his personality.” “His personality? Baby he doesn’t even talk.” “Sometimes words aren’t necessary.” “It should bother me the love you have for this serial killer…but it doesn’t.”