“slurred words” honestly do any of my muses you want slkfjskdl i love this meme
Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk. @cybertatted @eddiesdriven
“VERA IS SO TALENTED!! She makes Van Gogh look like a Jerk Gogh. Heh. I am. So funny. Van Gogh. Jerk Gogh. Like Jerk Off. Literally I got like. The mastermind of a master dude! BUT YEAH! Vera! Like! Exudes! Chaos energy! ONE BRAINCELL! ALL CHAOS! And she’s awesome!! I’d put her. At like. Top five badasses in my life. And. And you didn’t hear me. But. I think she’s......more badass than Vance....DON’T TELL VANCE, THOUGH, PLEASE!”
“S-SEB TOO? I CAN TALK ABOUT POPPY’S DAD ALL DAY! Seb is like. Big. Big. Love filled. Friend shaped. Hot friend shaped. But like...friend with doctorate in being a sweetie Ripperdoc. But he’s...secret badass too. Secret badass man who I wanna work with on more gigs because I like him! He’s the best! OH! YEAH! AND HE LIKE...HE CAME OVER TO MY PLACE. And!! Helped!! With rehab!! After I died!! He picked me up off the ground so fuckin’ much!! With his big arms!!”
“AND DECLAN. THAT KID--Wait. S’not a kid. Dude’s older than me. I think. Maybe. Hm. FUCK! Is science goin’ far with health and stuff? Next thing yanno, you’re gonna see like. People getting carded when they’re a hundred years old! What if I get carded...I hope Declan helps when I get carded. HE TOTALLY COULD HELP TOO ‘CAUSE HE’S A SWEETIE TOO. LIKE?? SON OF NIGHT CITY’S BIGGEST BADASS?? But he’s like. Cute as hell and I love helpin’ him. He just gives me this really nice look when I get a gig done and his needs align with mine. AKA we both got some bones to pick with Arasaka.”











