#edgar no

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Edgar Allan Poe: What is trolling?

Me: It's provoking emotional reaction from someone just to cause drama and for fun.

Edgar Allan Poe: I see.

Edgar Allan Poe: Like when you trick your great-great-grandson into fake-marrying you because you know he has very poor eyesight and reveal the truth only after the wedding?

Me: eDGAR NO–

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar, unbuttoning a shirt: I’m sorry, but it’s just so hot in here. 

Jonathan: I know, but please stop unbuttoning my shirt. 

[incorrectikerevquotes]

Lancelot: I am cold.

Jonah: Here , King Lancelot, take my jacket.

Zero: I am cold too.

Edgar: Want me to light you on fire?

[incorrectikerevquotes]

Jonah: Remember not to alert the guards.

Edgar: *killing all guards in plantation* The guards can’t be alerted if they are dead!

[ladyloving]

@riotxblade replied to your post:           “First Locke tells me to punch him in...

“…” -doesn’t get it.-

          “Never you worry your little head about them, darling.            They just have some strange kinks, I suppose!”

[incorrectikerevquotes]

Zero: How can you eat when there is a dead person laying there?

Edgar: What, is it rude?Am i supposed to share?

[octopusssea]

Snowpiercer

WHAT THE FUCK