Meeting the New SO
Meeting your Ex’s new lover can be awkward to say the least. So here at some tips for disarming the situation:
Yell at your ex about how blind she was for leaving you
Hit her, knock her down, kick her, and threaten her with your sword
Make a condescending speech
Clarify your mission is to “Destroy everything you love”
Threaten the new SO
Stab your ex (nothing says, “I love you” like a scar!)
Once the new SO notices, literally disarm her- with your sword
Ask your ex “Why must you hurt me?”
Strike a pose with flickering flames in the background, surrounded by rubble, while your ex flees with the unconscious body of her girlfriend
I know it may sound extreme, but sometimes you have to hurt the ones you love to make sure they make the right choice!
Good luck!
