#edison sweet

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Eddie: Do I have to go to medical school if I just want to be the person who yells “WE’RE LOSING HIM!”?

Fabian: Eddie?

Eddie: Yeah?

Fabian: Go to bed.

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Mr. Sweet: I hope you don’t do anything foolish.

Eddie: I hope you’re not hoping too hard.

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Jerome, to the camera: I just love living here. We just all have a lot of laughs.

-cuts to Jerome yelling across the house-

Jerome: Fuck off, Eddie! I’m not going to your fucking dodgeball game.

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Eddie: Patricia? Do I have a thing for her? No way!

-Silence-

Eddie: Why, did she say something?

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“The trouble with school is they always try to teach the wrong lessons. Believe me, I’ve been kicked out of enough of them to know.”

— Eddie, probably

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Eddie: You go down this path, our path...it’s not a long life.

Cassie: I don’t know. You seem pretty old.

Eddie: Thanks.

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Eddie: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” are both about the same events, but from different perspectives?

Fabian: I’m literally begging you to stop.

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Patricia: You made me watch all eight Harry Potter movies. I don't even like Harry Potter.

Eddie: That's insane! You love Harry Potter. You've seen all eight movies.