#edisonanthony

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

I hear you're single now.

….nope. Must’ve heard wrong.

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

Do you hate Anthony Edison?

Hate is a strong word. I do not enjoy him. Most people make me feel awkward, while he makes me feel unsettled.

[willie-jr]

Dude, your brother is banging my SISTER. So anyway we should hang out sometime, maybe watch some movies.

WHAT?! I DON’T UNDERSTAND

But yeah,  okay.

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

SHUFFLE MEME: RACHEL/ANTHONY

Oh for fuck’s sake

Strangers Like Me - Phil Collins

Every gesture, every move that she makes Makes me feel like never before Why do I have This growing need to be beside her

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

All right. All right. My sister says I have to leave her friends alone, so I guess this is goodbye for now, Rachel. Parted but not sundered. My Gamerline username is "Boom_Hot_Stuff_Headshot" if you ever wanna e-meet for some REAL gaming.

I don’t even…

…okay. Noted.

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

I've seen enough porn to know what happens when a girl casually tells a guy she's a virgin. Not that I watch a LOT of porn - look, what I'm trying to say is: when all that gets dull for you, Annie has my number.

OH MY GOD. NO.

Look, I’m flattered but you’re not really my type and I have a boyfriend

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

Man, your sex life is all kinds of fucked up! ...I want in. What has Rain Man and a British guy got that I haven't got? You'll do my sister, but not ME? There's enough Edison to go around.

I’m still a virgin, actually.

Abed and I connect on a lot of levels that I myself don’t even understand.

Annie and I just get drunk and make out a lot. Jeff watches. It’s no big deal.

And I’ve known Duncan longer than you and you’re not in need of a green card.

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

Are you single yet? Do you know my sister well? What do you think of that Jeff guy? What perfume do you use? Are they a good couple? Does he treat her well? Are you close to Jeff? What have you been up to? Any upcoming dinner plans?

Oh dear.

Am I single yet? No.

Do I know your sister well? I’m getting to know her better each time I talk to her.

Jeff? He….he’s becoming more of an open person the more I see him.

Good couple? they have chemistry, which is the most important.

Does he treat her well? Yes.

Am I close to Jeff? Not particularly, no. But I’m not really close to anyone other than Abed.

What have I been up to? I looked myself in my apartment for a week or so to get away from all the talk of babies and stuff…

Dinner plans?…..did you know I’m engaged? We’ve been planning the wedding for months!