#edith wins

[viscountessbranksome]

has someone made a supercut of edith and bertie’s scenes in the christmas special?

because I’m curious about her wedding, I just don’t want to see an anthropomorphic ballsack infecting the aristocracy with its seed in the process

[viscountessbranksome]

PLEASE

somebody make a video of Edith dragging Mary with "turn down for what" playing in the background

[viscountessbranksome]

also Edith actually has friends that'll come to her engagement party so Edith wins again Like Anna isn't down with this so she's not even gonna come to your stupid ass party

[viscountessbranksome]

Is Mary even a slytherin anymore Bc idk if I want her in my house Like she can't sit with me Edith can be an honorary slyth though she's cool

[viscountessbranksome]

So let's count

The things Mary will lose:

1)her bench 2)her prince charming bc idk where he is but he ain’t chasin you no more 3)her loaded pig rescuer 4)her estate bc toolbox doesn’t have a job 5) her son’s college fund 6) her dignity 7)the game of life bc EDITH WINS

[viscountessbranksome]

you know what's funny

Even Charles Blake won't come back from Poland for her

[viscountessbranksome]

party at Edith'$ Christmas Day who's in