#edward hyde asks

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

Hyde...they write YAOI about you...

I have no fuckin' clue what that is

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

Mr. Hyde, I don't think you or Jekyll are bad people. I think you are very complex, and deeply misunderstood

I resent that, I'm a 2-d cartoon villain who's only goal is to make life miserable for everyone else

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

will you be joining us in stabbing a Roman Empire dictator or is that a no?

I need to know so I can prepare.

If there's stabbing other people involved, of course I am

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

Is Hyde genetic. Like if Jekyll had a baby would the baby have an evil alter ego, or can Jeks not pass that down?

Hell if I know. Ain't really planning on having a kid meself, dunno about de ol' bastard himself

@henryjekyllposts

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

Does Jekyll like getting stabbed

Well, I dunno about him, but I sure don't.

@henryjekyllposts

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

My (not so dear) Hyde,

I am writing you today to remind you I picked up your coat from the tailor. Good as new, I’m sure you’ll be elated. Also remember I will have family over this weekend, so be on your best behavior.

I have also noticed some of my cufflinks have gone missing. I don’t know if I should be blaming you or my lack of sleep for the past few days. Has the insomnia let up for you or are you just as miserable as I am?

Also I believe I left my good cane at your apartment. If you wouldn’t mind brining it back I’ll exchange it for the heavy one.

Yours,

Dr. Jekyll

Why should I tell you any of my business? You sneak in anyways, old man. And no, I didn't touch your precious lil' cufflinks, why's it always gotta be me? Try askin' that lawyer 'friend'.

Your cane is.. somewhere. I'm gonna assume this wasn't urgent, 'cause it's dated from back in January.

Shove off,

Hyde

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

Let's all collectively agree to stab Hyde for today, for fun.

👟

Let's not

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

Mr. Hyde, I think that…. You might be a bad person

Oh, you think so, do you? What gave it away? The swearing or the murderous intentions?