#iwtv#interview with the vampire#the vampire armand#amc tvl#assad zaman
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Sespian: What are the hardest things to say?
Amaranthe: I was wrong.
Sicarius: I need help.
Maldynado: Worcestershire sauce.
Books: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Books is such a nice person, Books is so happy-go-lucky! Books can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Books CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Books IS be in a bad mood.
Maldynado: Books, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Books: My doctor just said I should avoid—
Maldynado: Being a wuss? I agree.
Maldynado, looking at a map: Wow. It really is a barren, featureless wasteland out there isn’t it!
Books: The other side, you bafoon.
Books: Did Maldynado just run by here wearing a bikini top?
Amaranthe: And a hula skirt?
Books: Yes.
Amaranthe: He did.
Amaranthe: Give us the gate key.
Forge minion: I have no gate key.
Amaranthe: Sicarius, incapacitate him please.
Forge minion, instantly disarmed and probably having trouble breathing: OH you mean *this* gate key!
Sicarius: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory.
Maldynado: You misheard me. I said it was a ‘sadness factory’.
Enforcer: Can you describe the man that stabbed you?
Maldynado: Yeah, he wasn’t very friendly!
