Callum: come on, then. whats so urgent?
Ben: well, i, callum highway, have just made all of your dreams come true
Callum: oh yeah?
Ben: yep. ive booked the registry office. they had a cancellation so ive snapped it up. no intimidation needed, so you can put that face away
Callum: ben, are you serious? thats amazing
Ben: there is a tiny catch. its in two weeks
Callum: well, no, that aint nearly enough time. we have got a-
Ben: reception venue? yep, i thought you'd say something like that. so ive managed to book us london's premier lgbtq+ nightspot. gourmet food, great vibe, its kind of like. its like all the colours of the rainbow, mixed with hipster, mixed with royal sophistication
Callum: youre talking about the prince albert, aint ya?
Ben: yes. i know its not everything you always wanted but
Callum: ben, i have been dreaming about marrying you, if it meant being your husband in two weeks, i'd do it in the funeral parlour
Ben: good, cos that is our reserve option. so, are we doing this?
Callum: we've getting married
Ben: argh