#eelproblems

[fishlordanira-blog]

Did you guys ever try that thing back after high school where you take a live eel and use it as a loofa on your dick until it learns to wiggle in time with your movement to create the least discomfort for itself, and then you deep fry it and serve it to the wierd guy who lives at the corner of your cul-de-sac as revenge for when he stole your scooter?