#efficiiency

[borawinters]

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"Got chlamydia just from standing on the dancefloor." Bo recites monotonously as he reads aloud the fifth review of that nature about his club that had been posted by an untraceable bandit on a burner account. He didn't need to be tech savvy to have his suspicions for who Hoeasishater73 might be, he's convinced he was sat in front of her.

"Ringing any bells?"

[raidstombs]

( @efficiiency )

[ text: darling boffin ]:  your cats won’t stop staring at me.  [ text: darling boffin ]:  the fat one tried to follow me into the bathroom. [ text: darling boffin ]:  it scratched the door until I let it in. [ text: darling boffin ]:  then screamed at me while I peed. [ text: darling boffin ]:  what do I do about this? how do I make them stop?

[scrutrix]

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             “I’m sorry, Quentin.”

[mycroftthegreat]

❝ Do you actually think I give a damn what anyone thinks of me anymore? ❞

Scandal sentences!

“I’m very aware of how nonchalant you may feel about this sort of thing, puffing your chest and feigning passive bravery--but this is serious, and I won’t have you mucking up your life because of your ignorance. Image, Quentin, is what matters--especially in these waters.”

[raidstombs]

@efficiiency

[raidstombs]

[ @efficiiency ]

When the village’s guards had informed her that an outsider had been captured in the forest, Lara assumed it had to be someone who had been hired to track her down - to see if she’d perished in the harsh, unrelenting climate of the rainforest or to rescue her, if she’d merely ended up stranded or injured. 

What she didn’t expect was for it to be Quentin. 

As he was brought before her, she couldn’t hide the shock on her face. And, surely, her own appearance must have been surprising considering she’d been attired in a dress crafted from brilliant blue and green feathers, paired with a crude gold circlet on her brow,  and a iron manacle clasped about her ankle. She sat upon a throne on a dais in the middle of a enormous hut. Revered and imprisoned.

❝What on Earth are you doing here?! Are you alright?! Were you harmed?❞

[scrutrix]

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           “I’m not sure Holmes are made for proper retirement,” was her dry observation. “Look at Mycroft. Still puppet master for the entire country. But, I’ve been enjoying a different pace. What about you? Planning on slowing down any time soon?”

[raidstombs]

[ @efficiiency ]

❝Love, I need your help. On my last several expeditions, my   SAT phone has ended up destroyed ... which puts me in a   really dangerous situation. I just can’t seem to find one that’s   durable enough. Do you think you could take a crack at   designing a new one?❞