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"Hello--"

effulgentforbes replied to your post “I really want a Christmas thread with someone where Lydia and the...”

Ahem.

We're gonna do this. Yup.

ツ

"Eleven."

All the symbols!

[Little shit. :P]

2am text:

[text:] Can you pick up coffee before class please? I'm staying up late..long story.

Unsent text:

[text:] Your shoes are killer.

Threatening message:

[text:] If you do not get me my damn coffee, I will be the biggest bitch that walks the planet.

lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text:] You smell good

Drunk message:

[text:] Can you com git mi. I brok a hell.

"No, that can't be my baby."

"You sure?"

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