#egg!anon

[actualbird]

Dont bother with my first ask 😭 I was uhm- my brain was scattered—

Anyways 4 words.

Vyntem. Old married couple

-🥚

hullo hullo!! will now be tagging u as egg!anon :DDD and no worries about the first ask

your 4 words are VERY ENTICING and i think (?) u meant it to mean as in literal grows old together and married which is very sweet and cute and makes my heart wanna explode but sadly i cannot think of the concept of aging past 40 without crying hjHJVJKHSD so my brain went a different route where like

vyn and artem, canon age range and in the mutual pining stage (that came after mutual we are close friends now who shittalk each other stage which came after the mutual fine i tolerate and care for you stage WHICH came after the mutual i dont like you stage), completely unaware that theyre already giving off We've Been Married For Years vibes

i mean, think about it. in canon, the lighthearted bickering moments between vyntem already comprise of hilarious low blows (2 doctorates, vyn's sleep schedule)

that paired with the newfound closeness (an inevitability as the team continues to work together)

ADDITIONALLY SEASONED WITH an intimate knowledge of each other's idiosyncrasies and quirks

and also the fact that the NXX Lounge is arguably on vyn's property and thus artem is hanging out at his place on a regular basis

will end up with shit like

[at the farmer's market in front of a stall selling plants]

artem: no

vyn: i hadnt even said anything yet

artem: youre looking at the mint plant

vyn: and? is that a crime?

artem: we cannot get a mint plant

vyn: you use quite a lot of it in your dishes, i use quite a lot of it for baking. honestly i do not see the downside to welcoming another plant into the estate

artem: and i knew this would happen so i researched mint and i know you won't just want to get one, youre going to get several kinds and...we will end up with Too Much Mint. there isnt enough space in the garden for this

vyn: fiend

artem: Vyn.

vyn: Fiend.

old lady storeowner who has been there the entire time but vyn and artem just forgot to notice this: //chuckles. how long have you two been married?

vyn: what?

artem: im sorry?

vyn, looking away from artem, looking mint-wards to avoid eye contact with any human: we are...not...

artem, looking plant-wards but a plant thats not a mint because he doesnt want to somehow subtly reinforce mint purchasing: we're just

//artem pauses, not really knowing what on Earth he'd even label their relationship right now. close friends who sometimes mutually tread the line of that relationship but neither of them seem to be stepping Past the line? thats a bit of a mouthful. also, saying that would make artem want to spontaneously combust

storeowner: oh! had i---sorry, sorry, you two just remind me of me and my wife after the honeymoon period

vyn: oh

artem: hm

storeowner: anyhoo, would you like to buy spearmint, apple mint, peppermint---we have all sorts!

artem and vyn at the same time respectively: no / yes

[actualbird]

heya bird! what essays do you like the most/what generally inspires your style of writing them? -🥚

ooooo!!!!! well as for favorite essays, i made an essay rec list a while back and these are a bunch of my favorites hehe

for content, im generally interested in essays that talk about death, grief, mental illness, or trauma. these are huuuuuuuge topics and im always looking for more to read on them (i dont always like the ones i find....okay, i OFTEN dont like the ones i find HAHA. i like these topics but im picky with liking what i end up reading lmao)

as for style, i have no idea who or what my influences are omg. this is because im still trying to find my style???? or i dont know if i have a style???? people again and again have praised me for my trademark of being detached in essays, as if looking at my life in third person, but ive also been criticized for using it as a diversionary tactic instead of delving deeper. 

so yeah!

[logicheartsoul]

Egg. -🍳

What??? You want to egg me? D: Should I mention I have an egg allergy?

[Tell me your answers: “I want to _____ you”.]

[logicheartsoul]

Yes I did. I did pour the coffee and vodka into my cereal. At 9:30 PM. -🍳

XDDD If it made you happy, more power to you! Sometimes ya need a good nightcap.

[logicheartsoul]

I ate a bowl of honey nut cheerios with coffee and vodka and I regret nothing -🍳

Wait, did you pour the cereal with coffee?? jk jk. I’ve never tried the coffee + alcohol thing coz I’m not really a coffee drinker unless it’s a blended drink (but chocolate covered coffee beans? DELISH). But I love cheerios, so that sounds like a good breakfast.

[logicheartsoul]

I'm also glad you're resting, how did that fandom event go? Or is it still on? -🍳

The fandom event went well! Actually, a lot more participation than I figured! Which is good! 

The event is technically over but a couple of people posted things outside the event (like a day or so) that I was able to reblog and am reblogging coz it was supposed to help make content in the fandom, not to yell at people they can’t do that after the event was over. 

No one else has made anything since though they still have until Sunday.

I was going to edit some fics I haven’t posted yet but in the end, I decided to hold it off. Getting the needed sleep I’ve been losing the last 2.5 weeks has done me wonders and I feel better, so I hope to keep it up for at least a week before I decide to edit stories. (Unless I get the inspirational urge, which then that’s different.)

[logicheartsoul]

My Night Vale blog is blowing up and I've been busy being weirdly popular considering all I post is shitposts. -🍳

Really? Get any new followers?

Hey, shitposting is gold currency on this hellsite so it’s not surprising. I hope it’s not bothering your dash too much! At least people are seeing quality in your blog.

[logicheartsoul]

Guess who's back. Back again. -🍳

Hallo! I hope you’ve recovered well, my friend. How’s it goin?