eggcellent. don't get me wrong, i know this job isn't going to be over-easy, but i'm no chicken. we're gonna make this beautiful, egg-flavored dream a reality.
Now this. THIS is the priceless work-ethic this company needs. You are the carton of eggs that holds this business to Stormy, there is no replacing you. You truly are the egg that never goes bad. We’ve had some rotten employees in the past, but they don’t stick around for long. They always end up leaving the pen for “greener pastures”. But then they run into the coyotes and wolves out there in this economy and come flocking back. But we don’t have the tolerance for those kinds of bad eggs, we just can’t operate on that kind of level.
But don’t get me wrong, our standards for work may be high, but we treat our employees with as much respect as we do our loyal customers. We are friendly, welcoming, and we refuse to allow a pecking order to develop and create a chain of abuse. Our fenced boundaries are clear and helpful. And we reward our employees for going above and beyond. I see you cluck in early and cluck out late when times are hard-boiled, the files are scrambled, and the management is fried; but I remember it, always. How would you like a extra vacation days as a recognition for your remarkable dedication to this company.
Because you are getting one you brilliant bastard!
