#eggwart doesn't

[imlostinsantacarla]

y’all can’t possibly have the audacity to tell me that emmett and jasper haven’t trashed the family home at least once over the years when its game night and they’re playing monopoly bc emmett stole jasper’s money for the umpteenth time in a row. you just can’t! the major came out full throttle last time, threatening to declare a war on emmett and now esme’s banned the fucking disaster of a game from existing beyond the threshold of any entrance into the home. and true to their defiant nature, the boiis™ have played it outside the front door bc she didn’t say anything about thatttt - admin kat 🌙❣